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Sunday, March 17, 2013

THE SEVEN YEAR BITCH



POOR POOR MJ.
SHE'S BEEN POSTING HER LITTLE HEART OUT FOR SEVEN LONG YEARS.
SHE'S POOPED AND REALLY, CAN YOU BLAME HER?


TROLLING THE INTERNET IS HARD.




ASK DEAR COOKIE, SHE KNOWS HOW TOUGH IT IS.



OF COURSE, IT'S MJ THAT ALWAYS SAID, 
"GIVE THE PUBLIC WHAT THEY WANT AND THEY WILL COME."



21 comments:

  1. Is MJ's pix available in wallet size? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."

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    Replies
    1. if your wallet has wheels,
      we got whatcha want.

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  2. Replies
    1. Keywords are the words that academics
      use to reveal the internal of an author's reasoning.


      norma has no internal reasoning.

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  3. Bitch, Mistress MJ will crack your skull open with her thighs.

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  4. Thank goodness you got a shot of her good side...

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    Replies
    1. i love to put her behind a desk
      then watch visitors' expressions when
      she stands up.

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  5. "There's plenty of Mistress MJ to go around."
    Achach ...

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  6. one drum stick in canada,
    the other in berlin!

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  7. kabuki is soo glad you sprung for the wide-angle lenses. A wise and dear talent you remain.

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    Replies
    1. panavision, vistavision, they all pale
      when faced with her majesty.

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  8. At least she knows how to hold a plate, daintily like a lady.

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  9. she's a master at balancing tectonic ones.

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  10. Is that Cookies colossame bag hanging out the bottom? Meanwhile" GIVE THE PUBLIC WHAT THEY WANT AND THEY WILL COME" I'd say she's been white washed.

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    Replies
    1. yes, cookie's colostomy bag,
      the fashionista's secret.

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  11. You mean when she did the world domination tour she didn't even have to move???

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    Replies
    1. she did, but it took eighty days to lift one thigh.

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  12. I long for the days when you posted puppy pictures.

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    Replies
    1. and i long for the days when you posted pussy pictures.

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