it's deeper than you think.
"Honey, she had a Frenchman's Creek that looked like the LA Riverbed."
don't forget your paddle.
what is that smell? We must be near Frenchmans Creek!
near it? why you're soaking in it dear.
Smells froggy. Tastes like chicken.
you sly puss, so nice to see you!
They eat the frogs, ya'know. And snails. And certain inside parts of a goose. That creek is like a supermarket to them. kabuki recoils in terror.
Please, we're all ears!