MICHAEL COHEN DAY

SITTING HERE, GLUED TO THE TELEVISION. 

Because I must sit here, I started snooping around the laptop and found I've been amassing these obituaries for ages! Time to purge!!

And these two are not standouts because of their names, read on.

OBIT EXTRAVAGANZA (PART DEUX)

yes, you am.

you may have to be a musician to get this one.

 she was named in utero

incorrect tense

why the long face?

 oy

wouldn't want this name on my mailbox

will the flock know where to go?

god of the gym

what are you looking at?

no lease required

here's a name I'd adore on my mailbox

they're all gone, all of them

EVEN MORE OBITUARIES

COULD WE EVEN MAKE UP HIS NAME?

RUBY JUST LOOKS SO PLEASED THAT 

SOMEONE PLUNKED THAT WIG ON HER HEAD.

EASY IN...EASY OUT

CERTAINLY A NAME YOU'D COVET.

WONDER IF HE SMOKED CAMELS?

OBIT OF THE DAY

Unusual Monikers

Meaning no disrespect, here are the names of two souls that just left the building. These are the kind of names you'd like to hear paged at an airport or ball game. Well, at least I would.