LOOK UP ADORABLE IN THE DICTIONARY

 

THEIR FIRST SOLID FOOD!

 YOUR NUMBSKULL HOST FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE VIDEO ISSUE!

THIS VIDEO IS ALREADY ANCIENT HISTORY, THEY'RE SCARFING STUFF DOWN NOW.

VIRGIN BUFFET

 

I JUST TRIED TO UPLOAD A LITTLE VIDEO OF THE GIRLS FIRST SOLID FOOD, BUT I SUPPOSE THE PROBLEM I'M RUNNING INTO IS THAT I'M AN ANCIENT RELIC ATTEMPTING TO POST ON AN ANCIENT PLATFORM AND NO ONE AND NOTHING CAN COMMUNICATE.

SO,

A FEW STILL PHOTOS WILL HAVE TO SUFFICE.

SIGH

QUEEN ELIZABETH HAS HAD TO SAY GOODBYE 

TO HER LAST CORGI, WILLOW.

I'M GUESSING SHE'D RATHER OF PUT CHARLES DOWN.

THE PERFECT WEEKEND

IN BED WITH THE BABY

CORGIS!

THIS IS ADORABLE.

CORGI WARS

AS IF SHE DOESN'T ALREADY DESERVE TO BE DISEMBOWELED,

THIS ROOM, THE DECOR & HER BLOUSE HIGHLIGHT HER HIDEOUSNESS.

AND THAT CORGI IS OVERWEIGHT.

If the Humane Society were just that, 

they'd rescue the dog and put Kellyanne down.

Thank you dear Mistress!

IN MY MERRY OLDSMOBILE

GUESS WHAT?

ULTRASOUND VERDICT

THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THAT ALVY'S FIRST TRY AT 

SOWING SEEDS HAS BEEN FRUITFUL!

WE'RE TOLD THAT THE BITCH, WHO BY THE WAY IS CANADIAN, HAS FIVE PUPPIES.

OF COURSE, SCANS CAN BE WRONG, BUT WE'VE A GOOD FEELING.

BEEN TOLD THAT CANADA WON'T LET PUPPIES OUT OF THE COUNTRY UNDER FOUR MONTHS OLD, SO WE'LL NOT SEE OUR PUPPY UNTIL THE SPRING.

GREAT NEWS.

BIG NEWS....SOON?

FUNNY THAT OUR PAL MAGO MENTIONED

MY SWEET ALVY'S NAME IN MY LAST POST'S COMMENTS.

KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED,

COULD BE SOME BIG NEWS SOON.

FOR MR. MAGO

Dear Mago requested some snaps of Mouse & Alvy 

and I am only too happy to accommodate his request!

Out of the last three shows that Alvy's been entered in, 

he's managed to get a BOB (Best of Breed) in each one of them! 

Pretty darn nice.

As for Mr. Mouse, he just gets to stay home and be adorable. 

And Bark.

MOM, ALVY & MOUSE

YESTERDAY'S SNOW.

HAPPY ALVY

Isn't he just?

MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY?

OVER AT THAT DELIGHTFUL DARK BAR, 

INFOMANIAC, THE MANAGERESS AND MISTRESS MJ 

SPECULATED ON THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY I MIGHT PEN.

DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT TASHA TUDOR?

HERE IS MY LIFE. THERE IS NO NEED FOR ME TO PUT PEN TO PAPER.

THE NEW YEAR, MOM AND THE BOYS

JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS...

THE LATEST ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY COVER

SICK OF 'EM YET?

SIX WEEKS!

AS I PREDICTED, THEY'RE GETTING CUTER.

Here's Mouse

and Alvy

WE'VE GOT TWELVE DAYS TO GO.....

I REALIZE THAT WITH THAT HEAVY NIPPLE SHOWING, 

STANDARDS AND PRACTICES WILL BE ALL OVER ME.