BLOGGER RETREATS

I'M GONNA CELEBRATE.

OBITUARIES!

YES, YES, IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, 

THE OLD FILE FOLDER'S FILLING UP.

SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, 

HERE THEY ARE!

(PLEASE REMEMBER, I MEAN NO DISRESPECT.)

His folks thought Norbert went well will Volbert.

Again, exceptionally perceptive parents.

We all know about her cream, right?

Sounds better than Doorknob, huh?

Not a humorous one, this was Bette Davis' daughter-in-law.

"impacted thousands of lives"

No funny name here, just a remarkable undergrowth.

ART FAIR

OUR ANNUAL DESMOND ART FAIR IS NOW UNDERWAY.

HERE, FOR YOU INSPECTION IS A DESIRABLE 

PIECE I FOUND ON CRAIGSLIST.

here is johnny!

oil paint in a nice frame,size 171/2in x 221/2in.

great paint for any old school fan of johnny carson sign by le ulrich 1990.

$50.00

AN ORIGINAL LE ULRICH; HOW CAN YOU RESIST?

GUESS WHAT?

DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE GYPSY ROSE LEE?

I'D WRITTEN ABOUT HER HERE.

JUST FOUND THIS TEENY CLIP FROM HER TALK SHOW.

I WROTE HER SON IN NOVEMBER...AND HE WROTE ME BACK!

I ASKED ABOUT THE HBO FILM THAT WAS SUPPOSEDLY IN PRODUCTION

BASED ON HIS GREAT MEMOIR RECALLING HIS YOUTH WITH MOM.

SADLY, THE PROJECT DIED.

AS FOR HER CHAT SHOW, HE WROTE, 

"There are copies of some of my mother's tv shows, but not enough to distribute, so they sit next to my book, keeping each other company until the right time comes around."

I WANTED TO WRITE HIM BACK, STRESSING THAT THE PEOPLE 

WHO WOULD PAY TO SEE THESE SHOWS (I'D MADE A POINT TO TELL HIM I'D PAY RETAIL) WON'T BE ALIVE ALL THAT MUCH LONGER, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO WEIRD HIM OUT & THINK AN INTERNET LUNATIC HAD FOUND HIM.

ANYWAY, THIS IS A NICE TASTE.

YOU'RE THE CREAM IN MY COFFEE

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S HEADLINES

AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO.

MY NEW YEAR'S SOIREE

I ALWAYS HAVE TO RUN OUT, LAST 

MINUTE BECAUSE I'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING.

THIS YEAR IT WAS THE SLICED TONGUE.

(KISSES TO YOU ALL!)

FACEBOOK ADVICE

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ABOUT THE "FRIENDS" YOU HAVE ON
FACEBOOK THAT DID NOT "LIKE" YOUR UPDATED STATUS, INFORMING ALL READERS THAT YOU GOT MARRIED?

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE KIND OF "FRIENDS" THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW, BUT THE FRIENDS THAT, LET'S SAY, HATED YOU ONCE UPON A TIME FOR BEING GAY? FRIENDS THAT WERE ACTUALLY FRIENDS ONCE.

NORMALLY, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHO 
LIKES THIS & WHO DOESN'T LIKE THAT, BUT THIS 
SEEMS A TAD DIFFERENT TO ME.

IT'S TWUE...

DEAREST COOKIE OF COOLDOM DID DROP
A BOULDER SIZED HINT OVER AT,
"DOING HARD TIMES IN SHAKER HEIGHTS"
SO I BEST CORROBORATE THE STORY.

YES, WE MADE IT LEGAL AFTER 27 YEARS!

ACCORDING TO GUINNESS,

NORMA'S THE OLDEST LIVING BRIDE.

TONIGHT, I HAVE THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE

DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT.....

....I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT UNTIL NEW YEARS!

SHOULD'VE MENTIONED....

ALVY'S BITCH HAD 3 GIRLS & 5 BOYS!

SADLY, ONE GIRL DIDN'T MAKE IT, 

BUT SO FAR EVERYONE ELSE IS FINE.

(THIS PHOTO IS NOT MINE,

BUT A REASONABLE FACSIMILE.)

ENJOYABLE COMMENTS THAT AREN'T MY OWN

YOUR THANKSGIVING PLANS?

PRE-THANKSGIVING 911

PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE 12:17pm 

HAPPENING, PLUCKED FROM A SMALL 

MASSACHUSETTS TOWN'S POLICE BLOTTER.

WHEN THE BUTTERBALL™ HOTLINE ISN'T AVAILABLE, 

OUR LOCAL CONSTABULARY IS JUST MOMENTS AWAY.