Lest I lose my three readers.....

Had a maven over to size up the kids confirmation. 

They both passed. As we get get closer to having to make choice, we start humming and dust some furniture. Anything to avoid the elephant in the living room.

Betty Died

Don't be sad, this is a clipping from 1991. I just found it, buried under something. I'd clipped it all those years ago because I found it funny. "Betty dies" just one name, like it's Cher or Madonna. I mean, the world knew who Betty was, right?  And that photo of dear Betty; like the paps just rudely snapped her as she took a shit behind a tree.

And while I'm on this subject...

Just watched her hawking her new book 

with Joy Behar. How awful it must be to be inside her head.

The Kenos have been Manilowed

And I was always told that one must never refinish antiques.

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S HEADLINES

WHAT'S IN A NAME?

MYSTERY CLAWS REVEALED!

HER FIRST NAME SHOULDA BEEN DARK.

Thank you for all your marvelous guesses! Can't tell you 

how much I love when you pop in and visit!!

Tom Jones' Salami

AS YOU ALREADY KNOW, 

HERE AT MITTEN DRINNEN, ADORATION OF 

ANNE BANCROFT IS DE RIGUEUR.

(and Tom ain't chopped liver neither)

GUESS THE CELEBRITY HOOF!

SIX WEEKS!

AS I PREDICTED, THEY'RE GETTING CUTER.

Here's Mouse

and Alvy

AND YET ANOTHER COMMENTABLE OBIT

What's in a name?

IN TODAY'S OBITUARIES.....

HER FAMILY MENTIONED HER SENSE OF HUMOR. 

I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK SHE HAD A FABULOUS EYE FOR DETAIL.

RODDY MCDOWALL'S HOME MOVIES

COULD YOU JUST DIE?