Mr. Muscato's Garage Sale

MYSTERY GUEST/GIFT

RECEIVED A DARLING LITTLE MAGAZINE TODAY FROM A DEVOTED FRIEND. SHE SAW THIS IN THE SUPERMARKET AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF ME.

AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S PUBLISHED BY THAT ESTEEMED HOUSE, GLOBE.

THE PAGES ARE FILLED WITH FUN PHOTOS AND FACTS ABOUT DODO'S LIFE. NEARING THE END, THERE ARE TWO PAGES DEVOTED TO FACTS ABOUT DORIS WE DIDN'T KNOW. HERE'S PAGE ONE...

AND HERE'S PAGE TWO...

WANNA TELL ME WHO THIS IS? 

(I KNOW, BUT I'M GETTING SOME FLACK FROM SOME FLOUNDERS)

BUSY WEEKEND FOR ME

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SLINGIN' IN THE MANE

ALEC BALDWIN HAS A LITTLE SIT-DOWN WITH 

DEBBIE REYNOLDS ON HIS RADIO SHOW, "HERE'S THE THING."

DEBBIE'S A TAD THICK OF TONGUE, BUT OTHERWISE DELIGHTFUL.

I DO WISH SHE'D MAKE A STOP HERE WHILE ON HER BOOK TOUR.

and MORE FROM THE SUNDAY TIMES

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UPDATE! NEVER DOUBTING THE NEW YORK TIMES, IT HADN'T OCCURRED TO ME TO CHECK CICELY'S AGE YESTERDAY. I JUST VISITED WIKIPEDIA & THERE IT SAYS CICELY IS 79 YEARS OLD, BORN IN 1933! MS. TYSON MUST BE PISSED. IMAGINE SOMEONE PRINTING THAT YOU WERE 88!

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THIS IS CICELY TYSON.

SHE'S STARRING IN A REVIVAL OF HORTON FOOTE'S

"THE TRIP TO BOUNTIFUL."

THIS SHOT WAS TAKEN IN THE RECENT PAST WHEN SHE 

VISITED MR. FOOTE'S BIRTHPLACE IN TEXAS.

CICELY TYSON IS EIGHTY-EIGHT FUCKING YEARS OLD.

AM I THE ONLY PERSON...

..IN THE UNIVERSE

WHO DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD

PUDENDUM MEANT?

A little piece in today's NYT set me straight.

Drum roll. please.

DID YOU KNOW...

....THAT JONATHAN WINTERS WROTE A BOOK OF SHORT STORIES, PUBLISHED IN 1987 AND ONE OF THE STORIES REGARDED A BOY WHO WAS A DRAG QUEEN OR TRANNY OR SEX WORKER WHOSE OWN GRANDFATHER DOESN'T RECOGNIZE HIS GUSSIED-UP GRANDSON AND GRANDSON ENDS UP FELLATING HIM?

THIS BOOK WAS A GIFT, WHICH I FLUNG ACROSS THE ROOM WHEN I REACHED THIS HIDEOUS PORTION.
I THEN RETRIEVED IT & PROMPTLY THREW IT OUT. 

DESMOND AVIARY NEWS

OWLS SWALLOW THEIR PREY WHOLE BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO TEETH. AFTER APPROXIMATELY 12 HOURS THEY COUGH UP THE FEATHERS, BONES AND FUR IN A SHAPE OF A FOOTBALL PELLET.

DING DONG INDEED

SEEMS WITH MRS.THATCHER GOING TO HER GLORY,

THE BRITS HAVE RESURRECTED

"DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD",

THAT DELIGHTFUL DITTY FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ

AND PUT THE 1939 CHANT INTO THE TOP OF THE UK iTUNES!

Hope they put her broom in the box.

SOON TO BE A FLOUNDER

DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE THESE WOMEN.

IT'S JUST DEAR LIZA. 

ONE MORE LIFT, 

(WHICH YOU KNOW SHE'LL GET)

AND THOSE EYES WILL BE ON THE SIDES OF HER SKULL.

WILL O' THE WISP WEDNESDAY

CELEBRITY REAL ESTATE

HOW DOES RITA RUDNER GET TO LIVE IN A HOUSE THAT 

IS LISTED AT OVER 8 MILLION? WAS SHE EVER THAT FUNNY? 

ANYONE WATCH "HOUSE OF CARDS?"

AND NOTICE THAT?