NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...

THERE'S ALWAYS AN OBLIGATORY DOUCHE.

IS EVERYONE GETTING THIS WORD VERIFICATION TODAY?

M.I.A. MJ

I'VE RECEIVED A WELCOME COMMUNIQUE´ FROM HER HIGHNESS.

 SHE'S FLITTING HERE AND THERE

CONSUMED WITH HIGH LEVEL BUSINESS.

YOU'D THINK WITH ALL HER UPGRADES THEY'D FORGO 

"THE KARATE CHOP TO THE BREAST" MANUEVER.

HOW STUPID

GOOGLE BRILLIANCE. 

I RECEIVED THIS TODAY. 

DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT. 

DID SOME CHECKING. 

MITTEN DRINNEN WILL TURN FIVE IN DECEMBER.

HOW MANY OTHER THINGS IS GOOGLE GETTING WRONG?

MURDER, SHE WROTE

I DON'T LIKE KILLING ANYTHING.

WE'VE HAD ZILLIONS OF MICE INVADE OVER THE YEARS. QUITE OFTEN, I'D SET A TRAP AND MOMENTS LATER I'D HEAR THE SNAP. I'D RUSH TO THE SCENE, BAG IN MY HAND AND SCOOP UP THE POOR DEAR & FREE IT OUTSIDE ACROSS THE STREET, ALL THE WHILE SCOLDING IT FOR COMING UNINVITED.

I FOUND THIS CARNAGE YESTERDAY. 

NEVER AND I DO MEAN NEVER HAS ANY MOUSE PRODUCED THIS 

TYPE OF SCENE FOR ME. BLOOD SPLATTERED ALMOST 2 FEET!