MISLABELED PRODUCT MONDAY

IN FIFTY WORDS OR LESS

POLICE BLOTTER OF NOTE

IN CASE YOU MISSED THE OSCARS...

THIS IS THE NUMBER THAT SHOULD'VE ACCOMPANIED 

ANGELA LANSBURY'S OSCAR.

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...

THERE'S ALWAYS AN OBLIGATORY DOUCHE.

IS EVERYONE GETTING THIS WORD VERIFICATION TODAY?

M.I.A. MJ

I'VE RECEIVED A WELCOME COMMUNIQUE´ FROM HER HIGHNESS.

 SHE'S FLITTING HERE AND THERE

CONSUMED WITH HIGH LEVEL BUSINESS.

YOU'D THINK WITH ALL HER UPGRADES THEY'D FORGO 

"THE KARATE CHOP TO THE BREAST" MANUEVER.

HOW STUPID

GOOGLE BRILLIANCE. 

I RECEIVED THIS TODAY. 

DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT. 

DID SOME CHECKING. 

MITTEN DRINNEN WILL TURN FIVE IN DECEMBER.

HOW MANY OTHER THINGS IS GOOGLE GETTING WRONG?

MURDER, SHE WROTE

I DON'T LIKE KILLING ANYTHING.

WE'VE HAD ZILLIONS OF MICE INVADE OVER THE YEARS. QUITE OFTEN, I'D SET A TRAP AND MOMENTS LATER I'D HEAR THE SNAP. I'D RUSH TO THE SCENE, BAG IN MY HAND AND SCOOP UP THE POOR DEAR & FREE IT OUTSIDE ACROSS THE STREET, ALL THE WHILE SCOLDING IT FOR COMING UNINVITED.

I FOUND THIS CARNAGE YESTERDAY. 

NEVER AND I DO MEAN NEVER HAS ANY MOUSE PRODUCED THIS 

TYPE OF SCENE FOR ME. BLOOD SPLATTERED ALMOST 2 FEET!

IF ONLY MJ....

...WOULD COME DOWN FROM HER PEDESTAL.

PLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO SEE

SHE MAY BE BUSY, BUT NOT TOO 

BUSY FOR HER DAILY CONSTITUTIONAL.

MY SUNDAY PAPER

ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS IN PRINT.

I'LL PLANT MY OWN TREE

HELEN LAWSON'S ALWAYS BEEN AN INSPIRATION TO ME.

TOGETHER AGAIN, 50 YEARS LATER

WHO HELD UP BEST?

WHO'S MOST THRILLED TO BE THERE?

PARTY SNAPSHOTS

WERE YOU THERE?