Monday, April 14, 2014
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
OBIT EXTRAVAGANZA (PART DEUX)
yes, you am.
you may have to be a musician to get this one.
she was named in utero
incorrect tense
why the long face?
oy
wouldn't want this name on my mailbox
will the flock know where to go?
god of the gym
what are you looking at?
no lease required
here's a name I'd adore on my mailbox
they're all gone, all of them
Monday, March 31, 2014
Sunday, March 30, 2014
MEDICAL NEWS
HEARD TODAY THAT COCA-COLA CAUSES AUTISM.
OR MAYBE IT WAS HEMORRHOIDS,
I DIDN'T PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION.
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
OBIT EXTRAVAGANZA! (PART ONE)
JUST CHECKED MY FOLDER AND FOUND I'VE AMASSED
QUITE THE COLLECTION OF FASCINATING OBITUARIES.
SOME ARE HERE STRICTLY FOR THEIR NAMES;
OTHERS FOR THEIR PHOTO OR SOMETHING
UNIQUE WITHIN THE NOTICE.
NO DISRESPECT INTENDED
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Monday, March 17, 2014
Saturday, March 15, 2014
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Monday, March 3, 2014
IN CASE YOU MISSED THE OSCARS...
THIS IS THE NUMBER THAT SHOULD'VE ACCOMPANIED
ANGELA LANSBURY'S OSCAR.
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Friday, February 14, 2014
Monday, February 10, 2014
M.I.A. MJ
I'VE RECEIVED A WELCOME COMMUNIQUE´ FROM HER HIGHNESS.
SHE'S FLITTING HERE AND THERE
CONSUMED WITH HIGH LEVEL BUSINESS.
YOU'D THINK WITH ALL HER UPGRADES THEY'D FORGO
"THE KARATE CHOP TO THE BREAST" MANUEVER.
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
HOW STUPID
GOOGLE BRILLIANCE.
I RECEIVED THIS TODAY.
DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT.
DID SOME CHECKING.
MITTEN DRINNEN WILL TURN FIVE IN DECEMBER.
HOW MANY OTHER THINGS IS GOOGLE GETTING WRONG?
Monday, February 3, 2014
MURDER, SHE WROTE
I DON'T LIKE KILLING ANYTHING.
WE'VE HAD ZILLIONS OF MICE INVADE OVER THE YEARS. QUITE OFTEN, I'D SET A TRAP AND MOMENTS LATER I'D HEAR THE SNAP. I'D RUSH TO THE SCENE, BAG IN MY HAND AND SCOOP UP THE POOR DEAR & FREE IT OUTSIDE ACROSS THE STREET, ALL THE WHILE SCOLDING IT FOR COMING UNINVITED.
I FOUND THIS CARNAGE YESTERDAY.
NEVER AND I DO MEAN NEVER HAS ANY MOUSE PRODUCED THIS
TYPE OF SCENE FOR ME. BLOOD SPLATTERED ALMOST 2 FEET!
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