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Friday, January 28, 2011

HOW DO YOU POSITION YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE TELLY?


12 comments:

  1. I try to aim for pristine glamour, as depicted in the picture. But I usually end up upside down on the sofa, as I fidget a lot.
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  2. I usually start of all dignified and then end up prone sucking my thumb on one hand, and a death grip on the remote with the other..

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  3. This is MUCH too personal a question, Miss Desmond!

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  4. I knew I had a photo somewhere of Miss Scarlet in an undignified position on her sofa.

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  5. I was always told that sitting too close to the telly would ruin my eyes...but luxuriously lounging a few feet away makes you glamorous.

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  6. it seems that sitting too close to the TV has ruined miss scarlet's tits. it really is no wonder, considering vertical AND horizontal hold are things of the past.

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  7. ...and MJ... I shared that picture with you in confidence...
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  8. Not so, Miss Scarlet.

    I've seen it plastered all over the Interwebs!

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  9. That depends. If forced to watch Andre Rieu because someone's bubbie thinks he's dreamy, I sit in proper fashion. legs crossed at the ankles, and my mond someplace else.

    If I am watching general TV, at home, I sit in my club chair.

    If I'm at the baths and in the orgy room watching art films, I sit with a towel covering most of me, but just enough to catch that hunky dady's attention from across the room. But, if the geriatric center has unloaded a gaggle of old flabby men, then I revert to the Andre Rieu pose until, and complain about a headache until they take the hint and get the fuck away from me.

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  10. miss scarlet....how sweet of you to click here! and as for mj, send her a photo and she'll make you notorious. to this day, i'm accosted in the grocery store; they hiss at me.

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