Rivie
TODAY, OUR LITTLE ANGEL RIVIE HAD HER CHERRY POPPED. THOUGH PLEASURE WASN'T DERIVED, THE SEED OF ANDREW WAS CAREFULLY PLACED* INSIDE HER, A PROCEDURE WHICH WILL BE REPEATED MONDAY. IF ALL GOES AS HOPED, WE'LL HAVE THE PITTER PATTER OF LOTS OF LITTLE FEET LATE JULY. WHEE!
Andrew
*(in the big leagues, they don't do it the old fashioned way)
*(in the big leagues, they don't do it the old fashioned way)
I've had seed placed inside me. It tasted funny.
ReplyDeletecutie!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd is the bloodied bedsheet hanging from the honeymoon window as proof of her purity? Poor Rivie - now she will know the heartache of being a mother (because once the pups move out, they'll never call home.)
ReplyDeleteLA-LA-LA! TMI LA-LA-LA!
ReplyDeleteWhy must they take all the fun out of it?
ReplyDeletewell, this Andrew is a handsome one. Those are usually the ones who do it too quickly, though.
ReplyDeletePoor Rivie.
a repeat of the initial procedure was done yesterday and i was able to attend this time. i'd felt kind of bad that all the amour was missing and that things were fairly clinical, but after seeing andrew's schlong, i was glad my little girl only had to endure a narrow tube.
ReplyDeletesorry xl.
Grandma Norma!!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see the puppies! Although I despise puppy breath.
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