OVER AT RADIO INFOMANIAC, OUR DEAREST FRIEND MISTRESS MJ HAS BLOWN THE LID OFF MY TRUE PASSION, MY REASON FOR LIVING. AND THAT IS WHAT YOU QUERY? WHY, IT'S YOU DARLING!! YOU AND YOUR TROUBLES, YOU AND YOUR PHOBIAS, YOU AND YOUR FEARS. TELL MOTHER NORMA WHATEVER HAUNTS YOU AT NIGHT. TELL MOTHER NORMA WHAT TAUNTS YOU DURING THE DAY. I'M LICENSED IN 49 STATES AND FULLY BONDED. THE LINES ARE OPEN!
Meaning what, exactly?
ReplyDeletethom...well put!
DeleteThe letter "A" between the "W" and the "C" on your microphone appears to have gone missing.
ReplyDeletei had to buy the station to get that "A" removed.
DeleteDear Norma
ReplyDeleteI had a Dream recently about an ear trumpet being used as a rear trumpet... Please... what does it all mean?
thank you princess for your excellent question!
Deletei think you need to run that trumpet thru the sani-cycle in your dishwasher!
Your co-host has the lips of a horn player!
ReplyDeletei know that, but how can you tell?
DeleteDoes this butt plug make me look gay?
ReplyDeleteno, but that one does.
DeleteWhat is this thing on my pudenda? Can I teach it to talk, like a cow? Will it steal for me if I threaten it?
ReplyDeletei've called 911 and they'll be here shortly.
DeleteWill this rash clear up?
ReplyDeletejust hung up from speaking to the head of the CDC.
Deleteit doesn't look good.
Will MJ's horrible seeping rash, with fuzz and crud stuck to it, and a pine cone, clear up?
ReplyDeletetake the mirror out from between your legs dear.
DeleteI've removed all of those "DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW" tags from the pillows at Infomaniac. Does the TSA have jurisdiction for this crime in Canada?
ReplyDeletei'm fearful it's the other crimes that they're more interested in.
Deleteand yes, with crimes like yours, there are no borders.
*sprays Pristeen liberally toward Ms. Nation’s pudenda*
ReplyDelete*hides from TSA*
pristeen simply won't cut it with this outbreak.
ReplyDeleteone must starve the thing of oxygen, and pray.
Well Norma, I have had these dreams, many nights, that these small creatures that look like gnomes, get me drunk, And then 20 to 30 dildos that look like Mistress Mj's striped stockings try to rape me. Any clues?
ReplyDeletewhew! you wrote, "...try to rape me."
Deleteit means you're still a virgin.
Dear Norma,
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't Rollo have his own, bad cat spin-off from "Sanford & Son"?
Which I see you've now employed!
Deletewhy has the universe been getting on kabuki's last nerve
ReplyDeletebecause kahbuqi forgot her pills?
DeleteHow did I get this rash from MJ?-no wait, I know the answer to that one. OK. Why didn't Rollo have his own 'bad cat' spin-no wait. OK. OK.
ReplyDelete..no. I really want to know more about this whole 'Rollo denied his own spinoff' thing. Rollo was fly as hell. *snif*
Rollo Nation.
Deletethank you margaret.
DeleteTwo things that scare me the most in this world: "Prince" Frederic von Anhalt and Dunaway's veneers!
ReplyDeletethey should. you're obviously a very smart man. now, run....FAST!
DeleteThanks to Margaret, I've fruitlessly spent the wee hours of the morning looking for information about Rollo...i.e. where is he now?
ReplyDeleteBecause when asked, "Which Sanford and Son character would YOU do?" I always answered without hesitation...."ROLLO!"
*waves stockinged foot seductively at Mistress Maddie*
Rollo basically lives a quiet life, incognito, if you will. Perhaps he walks among us?
DeleteFrom Wiki Answers.com (obviously blocked on MJ's Internets due to high porn volume):
Nathaniel Taylor still resides in the Los Angeles area with his son. My barber at Magnificent Brothers Barber Shop on Crenshaw Boulevard in Los Angeles (Leimert Park area) mentioned that he comes in for a haircut from time to time at the shop. I inquired about him and left my number so I could get in touch with him but haven't heard from him as of yet.
Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Where_is_Nathaniel_Taylor_who_played_Rollo_on_Sanford_and_Son#ixzz1kTZ8Tqyx
Perhaps he'll pop into The Hair Hall of Fame!
Delete*fans self vigorously*
Make it so!
DeleteI wonder if Ms Desmond will make this here a weekly rendez-vous?
ReplyDeletevoulez vous?
DeleteI keep having visions of Ms. Desmond and Tab Hunter masticating on a hot dog, and then I break out in a cold sweat and craving mustard. Help! I am at a loss.
ReplyDeleteA hot dog makes you lose control!
Deletethank you darling for now i'm having the same vision!
DeleteNorma, Tab lives nearby. Shall I fetch him and send him?
Deletemargaret, go get him...NOW.
DeleteI did, but he looked into your window and saw you trip on your caftan running from the fridge back to the couch spilling that bowl of cherries and ding-dongs all over your faux fur rug, and is now on a bus back home. Sorry.
DeleteAnother question...
ReplyDeleteWhat is the meaning of Mr. Peenee?
hmm, this i cannot answer at this moment.
Deletei must sit on it for a bit.
Stuck?
DeleteI gocher Magic 8 Ball right here.
DeleteDo you accept American Express?
ReplyDeleteyour money's no good here wally.
DeleteIs the advice free?
ReplyDeleteis anything really free?
DeleteWhat's your 12 step program for anal bleaching addicts?
ReplyDeleteDON'T BLEACH FOR EVERY STEP.
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