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Thursday, January 5, 2012

WHY, IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE!


JESSICA GUTIERREZ REMOVED MY GALL BLADDER, BUT WHEN SHE DID HER OBLIGATORY INITIALING ON MY STOMACH, A MIRACLE OCCURRED.


I WAS SAVED.

18 comments:

  1. I came here looking for pictures of cute puppies.

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  2. perhaps Jessica needs a new sharpie.

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  3. Jesus Christ took your gall bladder!? Well, at least it's safe in heaven.

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  4. Nice tits! Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery.

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  5. Corgies survive anything!
    I don't know a gal called Bladder. Strange name.

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  6. Wow! Surgeons have to sign for their work?
    Her colleague with the initials "JC" is gonna be really pissed if you don't pull through darling....
    Not that you won't... Here's to a speedy and uncomplicated recovery!

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  7. lx: thanks!
    david: actually, it's crawford's face.
    mj: trouble, with a capital mj.
    kabook: sloppy surgeons, hmm...
    jason: yes, gone to it's glory.
    george: i knew i shoulda put on my halter.
    mago: wow! the corgi people will love this!
    princess: everyone's an artisit!

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  8. Ouch!
    What a way to start the year...
    Well, at least you have another autograph for your laundry room....

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  9. Is this for real?

    If so you have my best wishes for a speedy recovery and good riddance to gall stones.

    If not...

    Did you wake up in a tub packed in ice with this note attached? Or did you sell it on the black market yourself?

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  10. wally: the only autograph i have is on my belly. read it & weep.

    pirate: EVERYTHING IS REAL AT MITTEN DRINNEN! they didn't give me any stones. of course i would've passed them out here as door prizes.

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  11. Nice nips.

    I should have featured these instead of Barbara Eden's.

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  12. mj: well, it isn't the first time barbara eden knocked me out of line.

    cook: you're nice, but it's an illusion, all done with the help of mirrors and christ.

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  13. Get yourself some SCAR AWAY. In a couple months you'll never know. By the way, you nipples are HOT!

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  14. Since they didn't give you any stones, that rules out gall bladder stone jewelry. Did they at least give you the gall bladder to tan into a little bracelet?

    Happy recovery!

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