Don't look at me if you need the Heimlich Maneuver.
"Oh waitress, could you seat this person in a booth by the door?"
I'm sorry, but that table is reserved, we do have a lovely table open by the men's terlit though.....
What ? You've given yourself crabs???
the lemon wedge will take care of that.
be careful - something is trying to eat your lobster.
Are you eating shellfish? God sees those lobstah tails, Missy.
you talk of god here?
I've never been to the Red Lobster before. Is it nice?
Please, we're all ears!