Sorry MJ, but have you heard of lipo?
Now with that smile on her face, I'd rather think she's sitting on a bidet... She's getting a colon irrigation.
Haha! do you have those in Montreal?
Unfortunately dear, this little French trend didn't catch up with my fellow canucks!
Quick! Who had the fabreeze!!
Dang, she swallowed her bridge. Or maybe she just blew it into the tub when she passed the hush puppies and coleslaw. Either way, MJ, blonde is srsly not your color girl. *lights entire box of Nag Champa and dives out window*
*prepares revenge post*
If you two don't settle down, I will take my undies elsewhere!
...the fuck is wrong with you losers? Just askin'
Please, we're all ears!