YOU PROBABLY HEARD THAT SHIRLEY WILL BE PLAYING CORA'S MOTHER ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DOWNTON ABBEY. BUT DID YOU HAPPEN TO CATCH THIS CHARACTER'S NAME?
(MARTHA LEVINSON!!!!)
Mr.Carson: Sir, shall I light the shabbos candles now or when I serve the port?
Earl of Grantham: (Shrugs) Let's say we ask Lady Grantham....when my mother is not in the room.
Mr. Carson: Sir, if I might. I have been checking the inventory of the cellar and found that we short a bottle of Mogan David.
ReplyDeleteEarl of Grantham: Do you think that Thomas is involved?
Mr: Carson: Sir, even Thomas has his standards.
will the dowager look for shirley's horns?
ReplyDeletethomas would drink cat piss.
ReplyDeletegefilte fish is sooo disgusting. this from a presbytarian - we serve grape juice and crackers at church
ReplyDeletetry taking a hook out of a gefilte's mouth.
DeleteWell, I'd heard that Maggie Smith might leave the show but this buzz about Shirls is news to ME.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, Mitten Drinnen brings us breaking news.
Which reminds me...how's Zsa Zsa doing?
well, i NEVER heard about maggie leaving! unthinkable!
Deletei think of zsa often. it's easy to, knowing she's on her last leg.
Lady Grantham can't live forever. And Maggie would do such a great death bed scene.
DeleteI'm more upset that Dan Stevens hasn't signed on the dotted line to date.
he'll sign.
DeleteI thought I smelled fish in here.
ReplyDeletehave some horseradish dear,
Deleteit'll kill that smell.