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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

The Upholstery is NOW Safe.





MJ had popped by and made her self comfy. It's now safe to come back in.

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 I'm about to pop off for a bit, heading east. A milestone school reunion of all things. 
I plan to be annoyed. I also plan to write the name RuPaul on my name tag. 


22 comments:

  1. LOL! Well I at least hop you sent her the bill? Enjoy your reunion and just drink like hell, everyone will look tons better! I can't wait to read a recap of this.

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  2. Just remember to lie about everything. Everyone else will.

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    1. i suppose you're right, but i'm a shitty liar.

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  3. I'd personally torch my place after MJ's visit.

    If you need a beard/wife/lovely rich lush/live-in girlfriend/pal/dowager/princess/queen/sassy senior/savvy senior/entrepreneur/mogul/female producer/privateer/financier/ for your reunion, I can be hired.

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    1. oh god, someone else's reunion?
      i can't think of nothing more hideous/boring.

      but you're a doll to offer.

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    2. But I always enjoy prison reunions.

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  4. God.
    Did not make enough Clorox...

    But he did create Herculon!

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    1. and you can stick a pencil thru herculon and it won't rip.

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    2. A little bird told me it comes in pink as well...!

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    1. dear, would you like a grape?
      they're sour, but the nice man sprayed them.

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  6. please know that you are in our thoughts, and try not to kill anyone at the reunion. Unless they deserve it. Or you really want to. Then it is ok, but kabuki knows you are really a lover - not a serial killer stalking people at your high school reunion.

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    1. stalking? it never occurred to me....
      ......are you listed in the directory?

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  7. Reunion .. I skipped this year's, thirty years ago I left the Vorhölle,I do not want to be remembered.
    Kick 'em Norma, they deserve it.

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    1. there'll be one or two that SO deserve it,
      so i'll let max do the kicking.

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  8. for fun sake make faux business cards, stating you are a funeral embalmer with discount prices.

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