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Monday, November 19, 2012

BOARD of JUDGES CONVENE



The judges of the prestigious Kitchen Queen Contest 
felt it necessary to convene in order to discuss the mounting delays 
imposed by Mistress of Ceremonies, MJ.



Because the meeting was so impromptu,
the judges, hungry for a snack, caught and roasted a boar.

They intend on mapping out a plan while they digest their spoils.

23 comments:

  1. MJ's laying there all chill drying out her unruly bush.

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    1. it's already dryer than you think.

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    2. I think you meant, "drier" but yes, she could certainly use a "Miss Muffy Dryer" as all good little wood nymphs need one in order to shrink it back into proper size.

      PS I do not think about MJ's dryness, nor should you. Go outside and play.

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    3. yes margaret, you're right again!

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  2. Sliced cranberries go with boar. Just saying.

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  3. What are they planning... a thanksgiving Baby Roast?

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  4. Are getting ready to vote or give birth?

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  5. The best recipe of the contest so far... I think!

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  6. Do my eyes deceive or is Mj carrying child? And what is that smell

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    1. actually, i believe she's carrying rosemary's baby.

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    2. ...and you be Rosemary!

      Uh-huh. Cookie and I know ALL about yours and MJ's first love child.

      "NorMJ."

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  7. Thanksgiving is this Thursday and still so many Butterballs in the freezer?

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    1. and they're basting in their own juices.

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    2. just remember to deglaze the pan.

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    3. Why? It makes good gravy.

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  8. I have every intention of insisting that everyone boycott this blog.

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Please, we're all ears!