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Monday, November 12, 2012

NOT A WELL WOMAN





I'VE TAKEN TO MY BED. 

 THE KITCHEN QUEEN CONTEST COMPETITION 
HAS PUT ME OVER THE EDGE.


33 comments:

  1. oh yes, I would have won! I had forgotten about the contest!

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    1. Joseph: Feel free to vote for your fave come voting day.

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    2. well joseph, this certainly won't be the last
      battle in infomania. stay tuned!

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  2. Feel better,
    Perhaps a lemon meringue pie would help!

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    1. i almost did a lemon meringue pie; i have
      a unique recipe and it's good.

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    2. Does this mean I'll have to host another contest next year?

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  3. Is that your will you're reading?

    I'm in it, aren't I?

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    1. i made you the executrix.
      the dominatrix executrix.

      you do know how to turn a trix, right?

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  4. i wish you'd tell me what you really think.

    would you believe peenee helped me decorate that room?

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  5. Maybe someone will enter a chicken soup recipe before it's too late!

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    1. specifying a poison matzo ball with my name on it!

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  6. Oh Norma... Things can't be that bad... you managed to still put a little bow in your hair.
    I'll help you jump peenee for that bag fulll of Vicodin... We could share

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  7. At least try not to forget to feed the corgis! Poor puppies!

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  8. Should I bring you some bromide with gin in it, and A nice warm sponge bath? Feel better dearie.

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  9. No excuse for your bed Norma. No excuse.
    I'm getting the hose.

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  10. Either empty the bedpan already as after 3 days' worth of whatever you excrete, it's no longer considered a bedpan, but a bathtub!

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    1. madge did tell me i was soaking in it.

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    2. I know. She just shoves you back in and smiles.

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  11. Did you know that "chenille" is French for "caterpillar"?

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    1. He'll need a Caterpillar machine to move him out of the bed. By now, his skin has fused into the mattress.

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    2. a chenille just crawled out of my snatch.

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  12. Get well soon, m'dear.

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  13. I suggest you change those Priscilla curtains. That could only help your health.

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