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Monday, February 25, 2013

NORMA'S ONLY HUMAN



THE QUESTION WAS, 

"If you Bitches could travel 
back in time to 1976, what would YOU 
purchase off the racks to wear?"




THIS IS NORMA, OFF THE RACK, 1976.


24 comments:

  1. the sandals were platforms,
    the shorts showed a touch of scrotum
    and the shirt was tied at the waist.

    get over it.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Disgusting. Totally disgusting. Only the sunglasses gives you a sense of decency!


    But it's early and I didn't take my meds....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. thank you, disgusting is
      exactly what i was
      going for.

      Delete
  3. Just like the rest of Vassar girls that summer...

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  4. Had the driver of that vehicle just dropped you back off on your corner?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. i was gazing longingly as his car
      vanished in the distance.

      Delete
  5. You could pass for Rachel Maddow....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. ...with a cock in her mouth, of course.

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  6. Look at those gams!

    Time Machine?
    1976?
    Off the rack?

    I would hit Halston.

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  7. It would appear you've shaved your legs.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. as of that moment, hair hadn't made
      an entrance on my body.

      Delete
  8. Given the abysmal choices available in 1976 I think you did quite well. You judiciously avoided the white patent leather shoes with checkered shoelaces and your shirt is made of simple, authentic cotton instead of flammable Qiana!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. finally, a truly delightful person of great taste!!

      Delete
  9. I would purchase Al Parker off the meat rack to wear...on my face.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Good to know, you're tall. Tall people rule the world.

    Unless you're an actor. And you're no actor, obviously.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. actually, i see myself as a short actor.

      all the world's a stage, especially
      when you've got platform sandals on!

      Delete

Please, we're all ears!