Yesterday, while exiting the always delightful Cub Foods in the scintillating ghetto,
I was met by an hysterical lady dwarf who exclaimed,
"Mister, please, can you help me...I'm stranded!"
It had never occurred to me that the trolls that inhabit
this store do in fact look like Lannisters & Starks.
Seeing that the call out came from the vincinty from below, you must have thought it was your cock calling.
ReplyDeletecan't say i'd mind having a shlong the size of a dwarf.
DeleteStranded? By what, I wonder? Maybe her centaur ran off without her.
ReplyDeletebelieve me, if it had been peter dinklage,
Deletehe would've gotten driven wherever he wanted to go.
Did you check the contents of her shopping cart?
ReplyDeleteShe may be eating something that stunts her growth.
you know the ghetto....they're either too big or too small.
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