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Friday, July 5, 2013

A BUZZ ABOUT LINCOLNS






18 comments:

  1. I can just picture the pitch at the ad agency, "Lincoln Continental, classy...I know let's get Ruth Buzzi!! We also have VW Beetle's account...hmm...I know it--let's go with Zsa Zsa!!". Who came up with these concepts? McMann & Tate perhaps...

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  2. "... keeps Ruth's ass planted deeply in latex foam pudding."

    Ahem.

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    1. it was lincoln's brief stab at honesty.

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    1. exactly what ruth said when she
      couldn't get her ass out of the car.

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  4. My mother drove the Joanne Worley edition of the Chevy Monza.

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    1. just recalled there was a Pontiac "Judge"
      as in, "here comes the judge."

      chrysler should've gone with their gut &
      introduced that Plymouth "Farkle."

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    2. Show off!
      We were stuck with the Judy Carne edition of the Dodge Dart.

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  5. Alan Sues was giving blow jobs with every Mercury sold.

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  6. You know Norma, I don't know I ever told this to the world, but a dream of mine is to be in the back of a Lincoln with Ruth Buzzy and Joanne Whorley and smoke a joint. There's some breaking news.

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    1. my, that IS breaking news.

      now, clean up that broken news, NOW!

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  7. I do hope the old broad has slowed down by now. My Lincoln Mark IV was white on white with red carpeting and seatbelts. The 8track player was still functioning when I sold it.

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    1. that was your evening,
      working the boulevard transport?

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  8. I don't know this Ruth Buzzi, but I love her car.
    I'd have to take out the rubber cushioning though - I want to feel that massive vibrating driveshaft!

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    1. if you could get ruth to lie down and
      managed to straddle that chin,
      i'd say you'd feel everything god ever
      intended you to.

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