My all-time favourite was from someone or something called "Corazon Philbert", which had the title "Minimal apron - I frisk in the kitchen".I was intrigued. Not so intrigued that I would actually click on the email to open it, of course... Jx
jon, i love that!i've never thought to frisk in the kitchen; i'm boring, i just whisk.
Someone keeps asking me to appear in an artsy magazine. I keep saying YES, YES, YES.... and then they send me the same email again.... so I'm guessing it's a hoax.Sx
yes, it could be a hoax, but maybe you're someone's muse?
Nothing this good. All of my offers involve sending my contact and bank account information to someone in Nigeria.
i've always answered my nigerian emails with something like, "my name is harold, i live in your building, i've got a 10 inch cock & i'm going to fuck you in the ass with it."they never write back.
Well you must still be a,hot commodity Norma! The weirdest line I got was so guy asked at once if calm diggers turned me on. I didn't get it either.
oh sweetheart....calm diggers or clam diggers? he probably dug your clam.
Nothing weird here, only the usual "Internet Apotheke" that wants to sell me truckloads of viagra. Some "Angie" or else who wants to know if I am that cool stud on this photograph - oh yes ...The only strange thing was last week when I received spam that had another of my addresses as sender : So I was spammed by meself !
spammed by yourself?bet it felt good.
No online come-ons lately but a drunk on a park bench with a bottle of cheap swill asked if I'd join him.And no, I didn't, before you ask.
i always said you were fussy, fussy, fussy.
Well, I did get an email the other day from my partner who departed this mortal coil a few years ago. Alarm bells rang because he wasn't pestering me for sex...
Please, we're all ears!