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Sunday, September 11, 2016

LATEST BEST OFFER




THIS IS AN EMAIL I RECEIVED TODAY FROM A MADISON JOHNSON.



ANYONE HAD ANY GOOD COME-ONS LATELY?



14 comments:

  1. My all-time favourite was from someone or something called "Corazon Philbert", which had the title "Minimal apron - I frisk in the kitchen".

    I was intrigued. Not so intrigued that I would actually click on the email to open it, of course... Jx

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    1. jon, i love that!

      i've never thought to frisk in the kitchen; i'm boring, i just whisk.

      Delete
  2. Someone keeps asking me to appear in an artsy magazine. I keep saying YES, YES, YES.... and then they send me the same email again.... so I'm guessing it's a hoax.
    Sx

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    1. yes, it could be a hoax, but maybe you're someone's muse?

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  3. Nothing this good. All of my offers involve sending my contact and bank account information to someone in Nigeria.

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    1. i've always answered my nigerian emails with something like, "my name is harold, i live in your building, i've got a 10 inch cock & i'm going to fuck you in the ass with it."

      they never write back.

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  4. Well you must still be a,hot commodity Norma! The weirdest line I got was so guy asked at once if calm diggers turned me on. I didn't get it either.

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  5. oh sweetheart....calm diggers or clam diggers?

    he probably dug your clam.

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  6. Nothing weird here, only the usual "Internet Apotheke" that wants to sell me truckloads of viagra. Some "Angie" or else who wants to know if I am that cool stud on this photograph - oh yes ...

    The only strange thing was last week when I received spam that had another of my addresses as sender : So I was spammed by meself !

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  7. No online come-ons lately but a drunk on a park bench with a bottle of cheap swill asked if I'd join him.

    And no, I didn't, before you ask.

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    1. i always said you were fussy, fussy, fussy.

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  8. Well, I did get an email the other day from my partner who departed this mortal coil a few years ago. Alarm bells rang because he wasn't pestering me for sex...

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Please, we're all ears!