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MJ? Again.
ReplyDeleteCongrats Norma! They are tooooooo adorable!!! Are you passing out cigars?
MJ? I believe I read somewhere that she was spayed years ago.
DeleteI mean how many litters can one have?
Cigars? Oh Maddie, you & your euphemisms.
You are correct about my spaying procedure, Norma.
DeleteSame as me, and I forgot to freeze my eggs.
DeleteThey cost a fortune nowadays.
Awww... What are you going to call them? MJ, Maddie and Peenee are nice names 🤣 Jx
ReplyDeleteDandy suggestions darling! Names haven't been solidified, but there's been a few things being bandied about.
DeleteSo far we've named their shits, they're all called Melania.
Bitch, I would be honoured.
DeleteI don't think there's anything harder than names!!!
DeleteOh, congratulations Gabby and Norma!
ReplyDeleteGabby has a look of Princess Di when she was first showing off Wills. And just look at the little legs of the middle pup - I might explode as they're so adorable!
She DOES have a Princess Di look about her. Congrats, Norma!
DeleteLady Di? Well, I can say I've seen no sign of bulimia!
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