I'M STUCK ON #2

and can't go on.

MY FATHER'S SISTER

WE ALL HAVE A SPECIAL AUNTIE.

ARE THE SKIES FRIENDLY?

MALEFICENT JUANA IS BUSY.

OF COURSE, IT'S ALL BUSINESS.

ARE WE THERE YET?

With MJ missing in action, the bus ride home isn't the same.

POLARIZED LENSES RECOMMENDED

DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I MISS MJ.

WE ONLY HAVE BIG NEWS

YAY, IT'S HALLOWEEN!

WE'RE GONNA BOB FOR SOME APPLES

TOO GOOD NOT TO POST TOO.

QUINN, RICKLES, MONTALBAN & MARCEAU

MISSING LINK & CHAIN

 I can't help but wonder, were they of the same species?

WAITIN' BY THE SWANEE

FOR MJ's RETURN

CAROL & HARRY'S BUICK

SEEMS MISS CHANNINGS' RIDE HAS BEEN
 GRABBED BY SOME DEALER AND IS NOW UP FOR GRABS.
THEY'RE ONLY ASKING A PALTRY $28,900.00.

IT'S A 1970 ELECTRA CONVERTIBLE.

NO DOUBT SHE TOOK EXQUISITE CARE OF THIS MOTOR CAR.

I THINK SHE AUTOGRAPHED THE TITLE.

WONDER IF SHE PENNED THIS WHILE THE CAR WAS

 TOOLING DOWN THE BOULEVARD

 OR IF SHE WAS SITTING MOTIONLESS

IN THE LIVING ROOM.

MARIA

Remember that line Carol Matthau said to Walter as he 

oogled a Swedish starlet and queried her about her age?

"For god's sake, Walter why don't 

you chop of her legs and read the rings!"

Sadly, it seems appropriate here.

FLOSSY

WHY DOES RUSSIA HAVE A MICROPHONE?

1.PUTIN.

2. CONDUCTOR VASILY PETRENKO SAYS OF MARIN ALSOP WHO WAS THE FIRST WOMAN TO CONDUCT THE FINAL NIGHT OF THE BBC PROMS, "WOMEN ARE A DISTRACTION AND THAT A CUTE GIRL ON A PODIUM MEANS THAT MUSICIANS THINK ABOUT OTHER THINGS."

3. RUSSIA'S FEDERAL SERVICE FOR SUPERVISION OF COMMUNICATIONS, IT & MASS MEDIA ANNOUNCED ON 9/12 THAT IT HAD WARNED THE EVROKINO TV CHANNEL FOR AIRING THE 2007 FRENCH MUSICAL, "LES CHANSONS D'AMOUR" (LOVE SONGS). THE AGENCY SAID THE FILM CONTAINS "PROPAGANDA OF NONTRADITIONAL SEXUAL RELATIONS."

4. ALL THE HATEFUL CRAP THAT'S BEEN EMANATING OUT OF RUSSIA THIS YEAR.

5. I'M DONE WITH RUSSIA.