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Saturday, February 25, 2012

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

DIED ON THE SAME DAY


INITIALLY, THIS FRIGHTENED ME.



 MURRAY THE K
(1982)



MALCOLM X
(1965)

Sunday, February 19, 2012

MARY KAY'S PINK MANSION


IS FOR SALE!
(3.3 MIL)


I LOVE THAT IT'S PINK, MY FAVORITE COLOR.


I'D NEED TO ADD SOME FAUX 
ROMAN POOL BOY STATUES.


BUT I JUST LOVE THAT THE 
FURNITURE'S
FROM J.C. PENNEY.


Wednesday, February 15, 2012

ETERNITY






(THIRD ONE DOWN)


I FORGOT VALENTINE'S DAY





WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TO FORGIVE ME?





Saturday, February 11, 2012

INNER CLEANLINESS




DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GIRLS, BUT I'M SUPER 
BUSY THIS WEEKEND, SUCKING OUT THIS AND 
SUCKING OUT THAT. 
INNER CLEANLINESS IS HARD WORK.
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THANK GOD FOR MJ's HELP.

Friday, February 10, 2012

WITH JIMMIES, THANK YOU



AFTER A HAUNTING VISIT AT MJ's
I NEEDED TO CLEANSE MY PALATE.



Wednesday, February 8, 2012

I'VE BEEN BUSY...




...SUPPING ON MY VICTORY DINNER.



Tuesday, February 7, 2012

IT'S A NEW DAWN, IT'S A NEW DAY





BUT REMEMBER, I HAVE THE MEMORY (AND THE EARS) OF AN ELEPHANT.


Monday, February 6, 2012

MISTRESS SAYS SHE'LL CUT A BITCH





I SAY SHE SHOULD CUT THAT SHIT 
GROWING OUT OF HER HEAD.

WELL.....



...JUST CAUGHT MJ ON THE CAN, NOT SURE 
IF SHE'LL REALLY APOLOGIZE.
OF COURSE, I DON'T WANT TO EVEN THINK ABOUT THOSE UNDIES.

TRUCE?



LOOKS LIKE ROUND TWO IS JUST BEGINNING.



I'VE QUIT WEARING UNDIES


UNLIKE UNDIES, DEAD FISH TELL NO TALES.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

OBITUARIES


WHAT'S HAPPENED? 
PEOPLE USED TO DIE, OR PASS AWAY.




"HE BECAME PURE SOUL"

"WENT TO DANCE OF STREETS ON GOLD"
(Don't these have a Don Cornelius ring to them?)