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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Blaspheming the Dead



Poor dear, she died recently.



I can't help it, I adore this photo.


Wednesday, March 28, 2012

MEN AND FISH



Saturday, March 24, 2012

NORMADESMOND WET DREAM REALIZED



BETTE MIDLER WILL BE INDUCTING LAURA NYRO
 INTO ROCK AND ROLL HAME OF FAME.



TO BE TELEVISED ON HBO, MAY 5, 2012




SIGH.


THE MOUNT RUSHMORE OF MUSIC



Marilyn might consider the cheek implants that Barry has. 


They'd certainly lift his mood, visually. 


What strikes me is what a dedicated entertainer Manilow is.



TIPS FROM THE DOCENT



"YOU'LL ENJOY ART MORE THOROUGHLY IF YOU STAND BACK A FEW FEET."



Wednesday, March 21, 2012

"HONEY, THIS WON'T HURT A BIT"




I'VE HAD THREE OF THESE AND ALWAYS IMPRESSED ON THE 
TECHNICIANS THAT MY BEING KNOCKED OUT WASN'T UP FOR DEBATE.




Monday, March 19, 2012

SHOCKING PERSONAL NEWS





MY HEAD IN THE MUD FRIEND JUST BOUGHT 
AN iPAD AND IS NOW, FINALLY ON LINE.
WATCH OUT.



Thursday, March 15, 2012

Home THEATAH


Now this is the way to do it.




Jinx Falkenburg's TV room. 





Friday, March 9, 2012

MRS. PATMORE'S GEFILTE FISH




YOU PROBABLY HEARD THAT SHIRLEY WILL BE PLAYING CORA'S MOTHER ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DOWNTON ABBEY. BUT DID YOU HAPPEN TO CATCH THIS CHARACTER'S NAME?

(MARTHA LEVINSON!!!!)




Mr.Carson: Sir, shall I light the shabbos candles now or when I serve the port?

Earl of Grantham: (Shrugs) Let's say we ask Lady Grantham....when my mother is not in the room.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Sunday, March 4, 2012

YESTERDAY'S BIRTHDAYS




MY GOD, YOU CAN BE TOO RICH AND TOO THIN.


Saturday, March 3, 2012

DICK CLARK'S MALIBU HOUSE FOR SALE





BEDROCK. HIDEOUS.



Thursday, March 1, 2012

THANK YOU, YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE DARK





Yes, the drama's been thick, but it will pass.