PREPARATIONS, PREPARATIONS...

WE'RE BUSY READYING OUR KITCHEN FOR

INFOMANIAC'S BIGGEST COMPETITION YET!

I'VE EMPLOYED A CRACK TEAM, EAGER TO ABIDE MY EVERY WHIM.

THE DESMOND TEST KITCHENS MUST BE SPOTLESS!

HOLY SHIT

TODAY, DURING A BRIEF ONCE-OVER AT HALF-PRICE BOOKS,

I CAME UPON A BIBLE IN THE CLEARANCE SECTION, SHELVED IN NON-FICTION.

TRULY ANNOYED, I QUICKLY MOVED IT TO FICTION.

THE PERFECT YOM KIPPUR ANTIDOTE

ROSH HASHANAH 2012

THERE ARE MANY CUSTOMS FOREVER LINKED TO THE JEWISH NEW YEAR.

OUR WONDERFUL FRIEND, MJ, SHABBOS GOY TO THE STARS 

JUST BLEW HER SHOFAR OVER AT INFOMANIAC-ish. 

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ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DELIGHTFUL CUSTOMS IS ONE WE DO HERE.

IT'S QUITE OLD, ITS ROOTS FOUND IN ANTIQUITY...

BEFORE DINNER, WE HIGH JUMP OVER THE BLAZING BRISKET.

The normadesmond CrAftY KorNeR

ALL ATTENDEES WILL BRING THEIR OWN BRUSHES.

CANVASES WILL BE PROVIDED.

THOUGHT of the MOMENT

SO MUCH TO DO

IN ANTICIPATION OF INFOMANIAC'S COOKING CONTEST

I'VE HIRED A GIRL TO COME IN AND GIVE THE PLACE A GOOD SCRUBBING.