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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

DECISIONS, DECISIONS.....



I'M HAVING A TOUGH TIME DECIDING 
JUST WHAT TO PREPARE



FISH?


FOWL?



FUNKY?



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OF COURSE THERE ARE ALWAYS MY
GLORIOUS HERPES CUPCAKES.

Posted by normadesmond at 6:45 PM
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22 comments:

  1. LẌOctober 3, 2012 at 7:02 PM

    Go with Minnesota regional cuisine: Cheese Curds!

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  2. normadesmondOctober 3, 2012 at 7:12 PM

    darling, you've got it mixed up...that's wisconsin.

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  3. PrincessOctober 3, 2012 at 8:34 PM

    The huge "Groper" seems appropriate for the occasion darling...

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    1. normadesmondOctober 3, 2012 at 9:57 PM

      well, you know great chefs often
      speak of "mouth feel" regarding their dishes.

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  4. mrpeeneeOctober 4, 2012 at 2:39 AM

    I only eat crickets if they're kosher.

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    1. normadesmondOctober 4, 2012 at 8:25 AM

      here at the desmond happy farm complex,
      all stock, be it fish, fowl or feh are raised
      under the strictest of rabbinical law.

      crickets are stubborn though and are often
      found flouting the law, eagerly chugging
      glasses of cold milk along side their medium rare sirloins.

      Delete
  5. The MistressOctober 4, 2012 at 5:33 AM

    Fungal.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 4, 2012 at 8:25 AM

    MJ took it right from my mouth!

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  7. Jon DeepBlueOctober 4, 2012 at 9:25 AM

    Why don't you just serve some Kraft Diner™. Everyone will think its Gourmet Cuisine!

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    1. The Cool CookieOctober 4, 2012 at 10:35 AM

      Yeah - just sprinkle some paprika on the top and VOILÀ! Supper is served, with a nice bottle of Blue Nun.

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    2. normadesmondOctober 4, 2012 at 9:03 PM

      well jon, i now know how far i need to go to impress you, but cookie's
      being coy. she thinks i'll fall for her paprika sprinkles and blue nun so SHE
      can move in and take the crown!

      i can smell her coyness from here.

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  8. designing wallyOctober 4, 2012 at 9:20 PM

    I really have no idea what dish will win you the crown, but I just had to tell you that your fish just has the prettiest lips....

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  9. jasonOctober 4, 2012 at 9:35 PM

    marzipan herpes!
    Which would make a great name for your band, btw.

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    1. normadesmondOctober 5, 2012 at 8:25 PM

      my band?

      i'd probably let some sort of discharge inspire me.

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  10. Rui BarrosOctober 6, 2012 at 8:47 AM

    I won't be entering the competition this year, hence I'm delegating on Norma my award winning recipe for Cockle Bread .

    I'm sure she'll conjure the necessary efforts and juices to get the winning ribbon... or rimming.

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    1. normadesmondOctober 6, 2012 at 6:05 PM

      if there's to be any vulva rubbing,
      bread dough WILL NOT be invulved.

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    2. Rui BarrosOctober 6, 2012 at 6:23 PM

      Alrite then... I was just trying to put all of your yeast to good use!

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    3. The MistressOctober 7, 2012 at 8:15 AM

      It's the yeast you could do, Rui.

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  11. Rui BarrosOctober 7, 2012 at 8:24 AM

    Isn't it just MJ?
    Serves me right for opening my big mouth, or as they say in latim "labia majora".

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