Haha, no...wasn't everyone heavy into fruitcake???
why i haven't been called a fruitcake in years!
It's the "ho ho ho" over the loudspeaker that really drew them in.
like moths to a flame....
You'll find me at the BBQ Shack. I like my men dark, and endowed.
okay, but they don't have "dates."
Oh, I don't want to date them. I just want to bone them.
That guy in the frog-eyed Sprite has all the luck!
Could it be that it was all so simple then?Or has time re-written every line?
wally, don't you come in here all misty watercolored and get me fahklempt!
kabuki shall be lingering near the date shack, if you're lonely.
fyi: i heard santa's hung.
Is your intel source an Elf? I spy Santa's stump in the parking lot.
Please, we're all ears!