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I wouldn't touch your dusty muffin if you paid me.
ReplyDeleteI'm taking my business elsewhere.
fyi: we do supply gloves.
DeleteI'm thinking the gun side of the shop would do pretty well here in Texas.
ReplyDeletethere'll be no sides,
Deleteammo by the rye.....
clips 'n cupcakes....same day registration- flavored coffees.
Let's hope it's not a spit shine.
ReplyDeletethere may be goose-stepping, but no
Deletegoose fat in our baked goods.
well Norma, I''ll invest in a franchise, if I get a good creme filled return. And your tagline "We'll clean your gun while you eat" nothing new, hell I've been doing that for years now.
ReplyDeletehere's a napkin...now, wipe your mouth.
DeleteIs it, "sanitary?"
DeleteAunt Norma's Guns & Buns!
ReplyDeleteYou used to like my buns, Wally (sobbing).
DeleteWally is fickle.
DeleteGet used to it.
I gave him many a nickel to watch him tickle his pickle.
DeleteMoney well-spent.
"number 47....47?
Deleteokay, who's next and what'll it be?
Lesbehonest :you'd do anything to polish my barrel.
ReplyDeleteprobably snub-nosed.
DeleteDonna wants. She's like that.
DeleteI don't want to think about how you make the donut holes.
ReplyDeletejason, i've got a lever with your name on it.
DeleteThe Mainstrasse is just next to the Frankenweg! Polish my Beretta please while I have Victoria.
ReplyDeletescrew the gun, i'm coming with you....yum!
DeleteMerry Christmas, Norma!
ReplyDeleteyou said that just like joe gillis,
Deleteexcept with more enthusiasm.
kabuki will have some strudel and a glock wash & wax
ReplyDeleteyou'll have to stand still so they can spit shine it.
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