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Wednesday, January 2, 2013

ADVICE for 2013




I COULD WRITE SUCH TACKY THINGS, 
BUT I WON'T.




Posted by normadesmond at 5:46 PM
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38 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2013 at 7:36 PM

    Forgot yer clipboard?

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    1. normadesmondJanuary 2, 2013 at 11:46 PM

      they think i'm a mystery shopper without a clipboard.

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  2. LẌJanuary 2, 2013 at 7:50 PM

    She's obviously a crank. Clean Shower = no scrubbing!

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    1. normadesmondJanuary 2, 2013 at 11:47 PM

      clean shower's a crank.
      i sprayed & sprayed and yet i still had to clean.

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    2. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2013 at 7:05 AM

      You have to add white vinegar to the BLUE Dawn, spray, leave it for 2 hours or overnight, then rinse. The idea is the vinegar heats up during the hot shower (Wally heats up), and that's why it works. Ratio, one cup each, of Blue Dawn + white vinegar.



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    3. LẌJanuary 3, 2013 at 8:04 AM

      Clean Shower works in my experience. As you know from my almost-award-winning recipe, I do the least amount of housework possible!

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    4. normadesmondJanuary 3, 2013 at 10:25 AM

      i might use vinegar in the shower,
      but usually pour it into a bag first.

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    5. The MistressJanuary 3, 2013 at 11:03 AM

      The French word for "shower" is "douche" so this all makes sense.

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  3. PrincessJanuary 2, 2013 at 11:12 PM

    Oh go on Norma... you know you want to...

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    1. normadesmondJanuary 2, 2013 at 11:48 PM

      do you how many latonquas i've smacked over the head with clipboards?

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2013 at 11:30 PM

    Haha! Great idea IF THERE WERE ACTUALLY SALES ASSOCIATES TO WAIT ON YOU!

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    1. normadesmondJanuary 2, 2013 at 11:51 PM

      haven't you heard? stores will
      become extinct in the next 20 years.

      buy online.

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    2. The MistressJanuary 3, 2013 at 6:41 AM

      Margaret: Be on the lookout for this sort of thing while you're operating The Hair Hall of Fame Gift Shop.

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    3. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2013 at 6:52 AM

      What should I do if they show up with a BINDER instead of a clipboard?

      Norma: Whaaaaaat? No mo' Dolla' Tree??

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    4. normadesmondJanuary 3, 2013 at 10:39 AM

      i read that dollar tree was swallowing THHOF gift shop.

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    5. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2013 at 11:18 AM

      I heard, "absorbing.

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  5. jasonJanuary 2, 2013 at 11:45 PM

    I prefer her husband, Mike's, hints more.

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    1. normadesmondJanuary 2, 2013 at 11:52 PM

      please, say his name quickly,
      three times, over our PA system.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2013 at 11:45 PM

    I'd prefer to let my big diamond ring do my talking.


    (Well if I had a big diamond ring.)

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    1. normadesmondJanuary 2, 2013 at 11:53 PM

      oh joseph, there you go again with your dandy euphemisms!

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  7. The MistressJanuary 3, 2013 at 6:42 AM

    Scribbling notes at a restaurant has an interesting (oh, she must be a food critic) effect.

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    1. normadesmondJanuary 3, 2013 at 10:40 AM

      let's not forget the health department!

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    2. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2013 at 11:19 AM

      Did somebody mention, "unsanitary?"

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  8. The MistressJanuary 3, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    Oh, by the way...

    Walking around with a clipboard at WORK makes you look like you're actually DOING something when in fact you may just be wasting company time.

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    1. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2013 at 11:21 AM

      A clipboard? Yeah, they'd be snickering, and then turning back to IM snark about you on their COMPUTERS.

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    2. normadesmondJanuary 3, 2013 at 11:36 AM

      would someone hand me my clipboard
      so i can crack it over margaret's head?

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    3. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2013 at 4:05 PM

      Take one of these.

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    4. normadesmondJanuary 3, 2013 at 4:35 PM

      it's perfect mago! looks good 'n hard!

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    5. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2013 at 9:27 PM

      *Spraying you both with a mixture of Blue Dawn & Vinegar*

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    6. designing wallyJanuary 6, 2013 at 6:38 AM

      Margaret, I don't think even your soap & sour cocktail could clean up things around this dump....

      Try TNT.

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  9. kabuki zeroJanuary 4, 2013 at 3:49 AM

    dont you have people to do the shopping? what is happening to the world kabuki knows and loves. kabuki is sending man-servants out immediately. brush up on your russian

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  10. designing wallyJanuary 6, 2013 at 6:36 AM

    I've heard that carrying a clipboard is like being sexy: it opens doors for you.
    I've never had to carry a clipboard....

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  11. Mistress MaddieJanuary 6, 2013 at 2:18 PM

    Clipboards? Do they still make them????? I just write on my small note pad whilest shopping. It looks like Rozz from 9 To 5 making gossip notes.

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  12. kabuki zeroJanuary 6, 2013 at 8:49 PM

    suppose you get your tit caught in the clipboard. It is all fun and games until someone gets their tit caught. just sayin

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    1. normadesmondJanuary 6, 2013 at 10:41 PM

      and don't think that every tom, dick & l'quesha haven't!

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