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Wednesday, January 2, 2013

ADVICE for 2013




I COULD WRITE SUCH TACKY THINGS, 
BUT I WON'T.




38 comments:

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    1. they think i'm a mystery shopper without a clipboard.

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  2. She's obviously a crank. Clean Shower = no scrubbing!

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    1. clean shower's a crank.
      i sprayed & sprayed and yet i still had to clean.

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    2. You have to add white vinegar to the BLUE Dawn, spray, leave it for 2 hours or overnight, then rinse. The idea is the vinegar heats up during the hot shower (Wally heats up), and that's why it works. Ratio, one cup each, of Blue Dawn + white vinegar.



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    3. Clean Shower works in my experience. As you know from my almost-award-winning recipe, I do the least amount of housework possible!

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    4. i might use vinegar in the shower,
      but usually pour it into a bag first.

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    5. The French word for "shower" is "douche" so this all makes sense.

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  3. Oh go on Norma... you know you want to...

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    1. do you how many latonquas i've smacked over the head with clipboards?

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  4. Haha! Great idea IF THERE WERE ACTUALLY SALES ASSOCIATES TO WAIT ON YOU!

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    1. haven't you heard? stores will
      become extinct in the next 20 years.

      buy online.

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    2. Margaret: Be on the lookout for this sort of thing while you're operating The Hair Hall of Fame Gift Shop.

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    3. What should I do if they show up with a BINDER instead of a clipboard?

      Norma: Whaaaaaat? No mo' Dolla' Tree??

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    4. i read that dollar tree was swallowing THHOF gift shop.

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  5. I prefer her husband, Mike's, hints more.

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    1. please, say his name quickly,
      three times, over our PA system.

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  6. I'd prefer to let my big diamond ring do my talking.


    (Well if I had a big diamond ring.)

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    1. oh joseph, there you go again with your dandy euphemisms!

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  7. Scribbling notes at a restaurant has an interesting (oh, she must be a food critic) effect.

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    1. let's not forget the health department!

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    2. Did somebody mention, "unsanitary?"

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  8. Oh, by the way...

    Walking around with a clipboard at WORK makes you look like you're actually DOING something when in fact you may just be wasting company time.

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    1. A clipboard? Yeah, they'd be snickering, and then turning back to IM snark about you on their COMPUTERS.

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    2. would someone hand me my clipboard
      so i can crack it over margaret's head?

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    3. it's perfect mago! looks good 'n hard!

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    4. *Spraying you both with a mixture of Blue Dawn & Vinegar*

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    5. Margaret, I don't think even your soap & sour cocktail could clean up things around this dump....

      Try TNT.

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  9. dont you have people to do the shopping? what is happening to the world kabuki knows and loves. kabuki is sending man-servants out immediately. brush up on your russian

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    1. a russian with a clipboard
      reeks of gulag.

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  10. I've heard that carrying a clipboard is like being sexy: it opens doors for you.
    I've never had to carry a clipboard....

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    1. is that because you can't fit thru a door?

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  11. Clipboards? Do they still make them????? I just write on my small note pad whilest shopping. It looks like Rozz from 9 To 5 making gossip notes.

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    1. small note pad?

      honey, you gotta think big!

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  12. suppose you get your tit caught in the clipboard. It is all fun and games until someone gets their tit caught. just sayin

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    1. and don't think that every tom, dick & l'quesha haven't!

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