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Monday, January 7, 2013

OBITUARIES



NEW FOR 2013


Poor dear, a married hag, born a krone.



Unusual looking persian cat, no?



Ever the star.



Where's my damn ear horn.




Thank god her last name was past tense.



Posted by normadesmond at 7:59 PM
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14 comments:

  1. kabuki zeroJanuary 7, 2013 at 9:43 PM

    Another serial killer at work? Where do they find the time? Kabuki hopes Fluffy put up the fight of her life. It really is so much nicer at the ballet.

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    1. normadesmondJanuary 8, 2013 at 10:20 PM

      poor fluffy, she kept missing the box. it was time.

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  2. kabuki zeroJanuary 7, 2013 at 9:43 PM

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  3. The Cool CookieJanuary 8, 2013 at 6:41 AM

    Was Fluffy's muffs stuffy?

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2013 at 10:12 PM

    As I know I'm going to be laughing due to your remarks, I do always read the full obit as a sign of respect. The levity helps.

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    1. normadesmondJanuary 8, 2013 at 10:26 PM

      i never intend on disrespect, the intent is always laughter.
      and i figure in my wee way, i'm giving them a soupçon on immortality.

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  5. Rui BarrosJanuary 9, 2013 at 8:50 AM

    Am I the only one morbidly curious about Mrs. Crawford "silly family rituals"?
    Was it nude Thanks Giving dinners... or something about wire clothes hangers ?

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    1. normadesmondJanuary 9, 2013 at 9:28 AM

      give joan her 110 proof vodka
      and watch how silly things got.

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  6. Jon DeepBlueJanuary 9, 2013 at 11:15 AM

    I know people who tour around local funerals just to get to the buffet afterward.

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    1. normadesmondJanuary 9, 2013 at 3:27 PM

      why, i just had a delicious crab salad last week!
      *she never would've served
      it to me when she was alive.*

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    2. Jon DeepBlueJanuary 9, 2013 at 6:31 PM

      Honey, you didn't KNOW her when she was alive!!!

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  7. kabuki zeroJanuary 11, 2013 at 6:03 AM

    kabuki can only hope to be so fondly remembered. but then kabuki is planing to live forever

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  8. normadesmondJanuary 11, 2013 at 8:11 AM

    there's no internet big enough for a kabuki shrine.

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