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Saturday, July 27, 2013

OBITUARIES



I"m going to let you guess why these were hand-picked by me.











































Posted by normadesmond at 11:45 PM
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36 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 28, 2013 at 7:08 AM

    Winnie and her siblings ...

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    1. normadesmondJuly 28, 2013 at 12:54 PM

      couldn't help but wonder if P.S.Poon ever
      answered his phone to someone asking if
      mr. spoon was in?

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  2. The MistressJuly 28, 2013 at 7:39 AM

    You’ve outdone yourself here, Norma.

    Did Frances G. use the services of her employer (American Hoist & Derrick) to put her hairdo into place?

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  3. LẌJuly 28, 2013 at 9:52 AM

    I was hoping that Mr Poon was survived by a relative named Tang.

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    1. normadesmondJuly 28, 2013 at 1:06 PM

      hopefully he's guzzling tang right
      now as he navigates the heavens.

      whatever flavor he's inclined towards.

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  4. normadesmondJuly 28, 2013 at 12:57 PM

    it's always brilliant to call out
    someone's favorite in an obit.

    good for the family glue.

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  5. The MistressJuly 28, 2013 at 7:56 PM

    Star of David tablecloths.

    We've lost someone who filled a niche in the market.

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  6. The MistressJuly 28, 2013 at 7:59 PM

    Mr. Posthumus and Ms. Kroke had their fates sealed from the beginning.

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  7. The MistressJuly 28, 2013 at 8:00 PM

    The whole family is going to miss Hazel.

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  8. The MistressJuly 28, 2013 at 8:02 PM

    Claribel sounds like a black widow.

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    1. normadesmondJuly 28, 2013 at 10:34 PM

      i still cannot believe that someone
      walked this planet with the name claribel.

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    2. The MistressJuly 29, 2013 at 7:59 AM

      Other than cows or clowns.

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  9. The MistressJuly 28, 2013 at 8:08 PM

    It is a sad day for the donut business AND the Desmond family.

    My condolences, Norma.

    *continues reading*

    Accident prone, weren't they?

    A donut trailer accident and a childhood shooting by a neighbour boy. Survived 'til age 97 with the bullet still in her. Good on ya, girl!

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    1. normadesmondJuly 28, 2013 at 10:40 PM

      i'm thinking she stood there by the wreckage
      of the donut trailer & her dead first husband
      like scarlett o'hara did after the north ravaged
      tara, and swore to god that she'd live to fry another mini.

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    2. The MistressJuly 29, 2013 at 7:57 AM

      There's definitely a made-for-TV movie in this, Norma.

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    3. normadesmondJuly 29, 2013 at 9:25 AM

      it's in turn around as i type.

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    4. The MistressJuly 29, 2013 at 9:54 AM

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    5. The MistressJuly 29, 2013 at 9:55 AM

      I'm seeing Sally Field as the lead.

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    6. JonAugust 2, 2013 at 2:56 PM

      A doughnut van accident and "special sons"? I see Harvey Fierstein in the role. Jx

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  10. The MistressJuly 28, 2013 at 8:14 PM

    I'd like to see the name tags at a Poon-Pun family reunion.

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  11. Jon DeepBlueJuly 29, 2013 at 5:33 AM

    At Norman Schmeckpeper's funeral, people didn't cry...


    THEY SNEEZED!

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    1. normadesmondJuly 29, 2013 at 9:28 AM

      if everyone in the room sneezes,
      the departed gets closer to their glory, faster.

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  12. Mistress MaddieJuly 29, 2013 at 8:50 AM

    I'm worried your spending to much time in the OBITUARIES darling. And I 'll ask do you have a thing for men falling asleep in Jesus's arms? And wasn't that thing you did in school with your thumb what got you the nickname Tom Thumb Desmond? Now excuse me, Im just back, and must wash out my hazel.

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    1. normadesmondJuly 29, 2013 at 9:29 AM

      don't let me catch you back here
      with that hazel unwashed again!

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  13. The Cool CookieJuly 31, 2013 at 7:58 AM

    Owned a business that made Star of David table clothes, bwahahahahah...

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    1. normadesmondJuly 31, 2013 at 11:10 AM

      don't laugh, her kugel always
      tasted jewier than everybody else's.

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  14. kabuki zeroAugust 1, 2013 at 3:06 PM

    kabuki suspects that these are all people that you terminated with extreme prejudice. PEOPLE - do no piss off this sociopath, especially around food trailers. ps kabuki would love a min donut trailer - kabuki would park it in front of the local pet cemetary. sadness turns to gladness with a powdered mini.

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    1. normadesmondAugust 1, 2013 at 9:13 PM

      hey, don't hang the milkman!
      i don't touch the udders,
      i just put the bottles in the fridge!

      here, have a donut.

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