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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

PRE-THANKSGIVING 911



PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE 12:17pm 
HAPPENING, PLUCKED FROM A SMALL 
MASSACHUSETTS TOWN'S POLICE BLOTTER.




WHEN THE BUTTERBALL™ HOTLINE ISN'T AVAILABLE, 
OUR LOCAL CONSTABULARY IS JUST MOMENTS AWAY.



10 comments:

  1. I hate to see what's in their refrigerator.

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  2. Nothing better than a cop to stuff your poultry.

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  3. I suppose the woman being prevented from walking to school is the same woman requesting animal control.

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    1. i think the hound kept peeing on her legs.

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  4. Was it Richard Gere's "stove"?

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  5. I had an animal on the stove once, well, twice...

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