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Well, considerably more tame. I've been told that I will be cooking, so I suppose I will.
ReplyDeletegood for you darling! all i can think about
Deleteis, why didn't i buy a self-cleaning oven?
The starch and tryptophanfest begins at one, followed by napping, nibbling and the seven pm repast.
ReplyDeleteand you'll be able to eat like it's 1999?
DeleteThe nipple looks raw.
ReplyDeletePeter Pan for dinner.
i cover them with foil,
Deletethey crisp up too quickly.
Staying in and making Traditional Cranberries.
ReplyDeleteyou did get the james beard award for that, right?
Deletesurprised the food network hasn't snapped you up.
Aren't you suppose to serve turkey on thanksgiving??
ReplyDeleteThis ain't no turkey. This is a SOW!
i eschew pork. (they say) they're as smart as dogs & my dogs
Deleteremind me of pigs and i wouldn't eat a corgi, so there you go.
but you gnaw on whatever you like! i'm completely unjudgemental.
I'm cooking for a bunch of lesbians, could you email me this recipe, I think they'd like it..?
ReplyDeletejust throw it in the oven & baste
Deletethe shit out of it with fish sauce.
they'll lick their plates clean.
Removing her giblets must have been pretty.
ReplyDeleteplease, i have the butcher do it.
DeleteNo stuffing for me, thanks.
ReplyDeleteoh jason, you and your carbs.
DeleteChrist, MJ will do anything for attention. My plans? Right now I plan on just getting stuffed.
ReplyDeleteso in other words, business as usual.
DeleteHate when they serve fish on Thanksgiving...
ReplyDeletebut it IS fresh from the tank.
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