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It's all done with Hemorrhoid cream and a spackle.
ReplyDeletemy hemorrhoids look better than all 3 of them.
DeleteAnd wear prettier earrings, I expect. Jx
DeleteI thought it was done by a bulldog clip on the nape of the neck!
ReplyDeletei didn't know you were a plastic surgeon?
DeleteSomeone's been playing with the scotch tape again, I see.
ReplyDeleteactually, it's duct...and i can't get it unstuck from my hair.
DeleteNumber one looks pretty successful. Number two just seems like make-up has been applied. And number three now looks like a man - A much younger man, mind, but a man nonetheless!
ReplyDeletehow did i know you'd bring the conversation back to ground zero?
ReplyDeleteWill you be doing lips as well? I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDeletewhy yes, the other lips.
DeleteSweety, you just need a vacation! We all need a vacation.
ReplyDeletethat's right, a vacation from old age.
DeleteThere's a room with your name on the door at The Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home.
Deletea room...not a suite?!!
Deleteare you sure that the "after" doesn't come before the "before" ?
ReplyDeletedid you mean to say, "darling, you're ageless! you don't need a thing done!"
Deleteyes I do. That's life.
ReplyDeleteSeasons Greetings!
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