It's all done with Hemorrhoid cream and a spackle.
my hemorrhoids look better than all 3 of them.
And wear prettier earrings, I expect. Jx
I thought it was done by a bulldog clip on the nape of the neck!
i didn't know you were a plastic surgeon?
Someone's been playing with the scotch tape again, I see.
actually, it's duct...and i can't get it unstuck from my hair.
It'd be a shame to get all that done and not lift the ass.
how did i know you'd bring the conversation back to ground zero?
Number one looks pretty successful. Number two just seems like make-up has been applied. And number three now looks like a man - A much younger man, mind, but a man nonetheless!
*buzzer sounds*sorry, they all have rather large penises.
Will you be doing lips as well? I'm asking for "a friend."
why yes, the other lips.
Sweety, you just need a vacation! We all need a vacation.
that's right, a vacation from old age.
There's a room with your name on the door at The Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home.
a room...not a suite?!!
are you sure that the "after" doesn't come before the "before" ?
did you mean to say, "darling, you're ageless! you don't need a thing done!"
yes I do. That's life.
Please, we're all ears!