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Friday, December 18, 2015

I THINK I NEED A HOLIDAY LIFT!












21 comments:

  1. It's all done with Hemorrhoid cream and a spackle.

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    1. my hemorrhoids look better than all 3 of them.

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    2. And wear prettier earrings, I expect. Jx

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  2. I thought it was done by a bulldog clip on the nape of the neck!

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    1. i didn't know you were a plastic surgeon?

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  3. Someone's been playing with the scotch tape again, I see.

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    1. actually, it's duct...and i can't get it unstuck from my hair.

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  4. It'd be a shame to get all that done and not lift the ass.

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    1. how did i know you'd bring the conversation back to ground zero?

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  5. Number one looks pretty successful. Number two just seems like make-up has been applied. And number three now looks like a man - A much younger man, mind, but a man nonetheless!

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    1. *buzzer sounds*

      sorry, they all have rather large penises.

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  6. Will you be doing lips as well? I'm asking for "a friend."

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  7. Sweety, you just need a vacation! We all need a vacation.

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    1. that's right, a vacation from old age.

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    2. There's a room with your name on the door at The Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home.

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  8. are you sure that the "after" doesn't come before the "before" ?

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    1. did you mean to say, "darling, you're ageless! you don't need a thing done!"

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Please, we're all ears!