Looks like someone has their art project for Burning Man next year!
i'll have you know it took me all day to get my balls level.
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Christmas may be over, but that shirt says "ho ho ho"!
he has tattoos on his tits that make me swoon.
I just knew you were good with hanging the balls perfectly. Happy Holly Daze!
don't even need a level, i've got a good eye.
What a space-age tree! Is someone in the family an astronaut?
why, i can trace my family tree all the way to sputnik.
One of your boobs is lower than the other though!Happy Wathever, dearest. MWAH!
there aren't two symmetrical things on my body.
Looks like you've already consumed the fruit cake, Norma.
i've consumed many a fruitcake.
A thing of beauty from every angle.
yet soft (like shit) from behind.
Merry Greetings to you, Ms Norma!Any cream on that fruitcake?Sx
i wouldn't touch a fruitcake without it!
did Santa give you that pearl necklace darling?
it was his cock ring, isn't it wonderful?
Will the Corgis be sporting tiny party hats this evening?
oh no, tonight the tree must come down. each ornament has it's special protective box.it takes hours.
Happy New Year!
i'll let you know darling.
Please, we're all ears!