MY NEW YEAR'S SOIREE

I ALWAYS HAVE TO RUN OUT, LAST 

MINUTE BECAUSE I'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING.

THIS YEAR IT WAS THE SLICED TONGUE.

(KISSES TO YOU ALL!)

FACEBOOK ADVICE

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ABOUT THE "FRIENDS" YOU HAVE ON
FACEBOOK THAT DID NOT "LIKE" YOUR UPDATED STATUS, INFORMING ALL READERS THAT YOU GOT MARRIED?

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE KIND OF "FRIENDS" THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW, BUT THE FRIENDS THAT, LET'S SAY, HATED YOU ONCE UPON A TIME FOR BEING GAY? FRIENDS THAT WERE ACTUALLY FRIENDS ONCE.

NORMALLY, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHO 
LIKES THIS & WHO DOESN'T LIKE THAT, BUT THIS 
SEEMS A TAD DIFFERENT TO ME.

IT'S TWUE...

DEAREST COOKIE OF COOLDOM DID DROP
A BOULDER SIZED HINT OVER AT,
"DOING HARD TIMES IN SHAKER HEIGHTS"
SO I BEST CORROBORATE THE STORY.

YES, WE MADE IT LEGAL AFTER 27 YEARS!

ACCORDING TO GUINNESS,

NORMA'S THE OLDEST LIVING BRIDE.

TONIGHT, I HAVE THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE

DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT.....

....I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT UNTIL NEW YEARS!

SHOULD'VE MENTIONED....

ALVY'S BITCH HAD 3 GIRLS & 5 BOYS!

SADLY, ONE GIRL DIDN'T MAKE IT, 

BUT SO FAR EVERYONE ELSE IS FINE.

(THIS PHOTO IS NOT MINE,

BUT A REASONABLE FACSIMILE.)

ENJOYABLE COMMENTS THAT AREN'T MY OWN

YOUR THANKSGIVING PLANS?

PRE-THANKSGIVING 911

PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE 12:17pm 

HAPPENING, PLUCKED FROM A SMALL 

MASSACHUSETTS TOWN'S POLICE BLOTTER.

WHEN THE BUTTERBALL™ HOTLINE ISN'T AVAILABLE, 

OUR LOCAL CONSTABULARY IS JUST MOMENTS AWAY.

CELEBRITIES AND WHERE THEY TROLL

HAPPENED UPON THIS PIECE ABOUT CELEBRITY BODY
TRANSFORMATIONS & YES, I CHECKED IT OUT. I NEVER
WATCHED "FRIENDS," BUT I BECAME A HUGE MATT LEBLANC
FAN WHEN I FOUND, "EPISODES."

HE IS GORGEOUS.

BUT THIS ISN'T WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT.

SCROLLING DOWN TO THE COMMENTS, LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND......

A GLIMPSE AT THE UNGUARDED MISTRESS.

IT'S SUNDAY, WORSHIP WITH US!

An eBay "Must Have!"

A Dorothy Killgallen tampon holder.

ULTRASOUND VERDICT

THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THAT ALVY'S FIRST TRY AT 

SOWING SEEDS HAS BEEN FRUITFUL!

WE'RE TOLD THAT THE BITCH, WHO BY THE WAY IS CANADIAN, HAS FIVE PUPPIES.

OF COURSE, SCANS CAN BE WRONG, BUT WE'VE A GOOD FEELING.

BEEN TOLD THAT CANADA WON'T LET PUPPIES OUT OF THE COUNTRY UNDER FOUR MONTHS OLD, SO WE'LL NOT SEE OUR PUPPY UNTIL THE SPRING.

GREAT NEWS.

BIG NEWS....SOON?

FUNNY THAT OUR PAL MAGO MENTIONED

MY SWEET ALVY'S NAME IN MY LAST POST'S COMMENTS.

KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED,

COULD BE SOME BIG NEWS SOON.

SUMMER'S END