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Monday, March 25, 2013

COAST to COAST NEWS




COOKIE REFUSES TO TAKE HER GLASSES OFF DURING DOUBLES.



Sunday, March 24, 2013

SPOTTED ON GLAMOROUS CRUISE





 WHILE ON AN EXCLUSIVE CARNIVAL CRUISE, 
THE ELUSIVE MISTRESS MJ WAS SNAPPED AS SHE MADE HER
WAY BACK TO HER CABIN TO CHANGE FOR DINNER.


Thursday, March 21, 2013

MJ.....TODAY




 HER NEW MAN, HER NEW LIFE.




Wednesday, March 20, 2013

FRIED EGG WEDNESDAY


IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST



Tuesday, March 19, 2013

MOM, ALVY & MOUSE





YESTERDAY'S SNOW.



Sunday, March 17, 2013

THE SEVEN YEAR BITCH



POOR POOR MJ.
SHE'S BEEN POSTING HER LITTLE HEART OUT FOR SEVEN LONG YEARS.
SHE'S POOPED AND REALLY, CAN YOU BLAME HER?


TROLLING THE INTERNET IS HARD.




ASK DEAR COOKIE, SHE KNOWS HOW TOUGH IT IS.



OF COURSE, IT'S MJ THAT ALWAYS SAID, 
"GIVE THE PUBLIC WHAT THEY WANT AND THEY WILL COME."



Wednesday, March 13, 2013

LEARNING SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY




A EUPHEMISM I'D NEVER HEARD OF.


Monday, March 11, 2013

SPEAKING OF WHAT ANNOYS ME



in response to mj's open mic.....



STICKY VINYL AT THE POOL HALL.


Wednesday, March 6, 2013

SIMMER DOWN OR I'LL SIC CLARA ON YOU



YES, YES, MUSCATO GOT IT RIGHT AWAY



THOUGH COOKIE WAS QUITE PERSISTENT



POOR DEAR, HER NAME ALWAYS BEING MISSPELLED.



THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR STOPPING IN,
I JUST LOVE WHEN YOU DO THAT!


Sunday, March 3, 2013

PLEASE REMOVE YOUR BLINDFOLDS AND SAY HELL-O TO...




ANOTHER MYSTERY GUEST!



Saturday, March 2, 2013

JA'NET DUBOIS



DON'T EVEN ASK ME HOW TO PRONOUNCE HER NAME.




YES, COOKIE KNEW HER RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
SHE AND IL DUCE HAD QUITE THE TIME
SINGING THE OLD THEME SONG TO
"GOOD TIMES."


WIKIPEDIA HAS A THOUGHTFUL BIO OF
MIZZ JA'NET, BUT I ESPECIALLY ENJOYED
THE LAST SENTENCE.

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"She is a member of Zeta Phi Beta Sorority. She has three 
children, Rani, Burghardt and Yovanne."