ETERNITY

(THIRD ONE DOWN)

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I FORGOT VALENTINE'S DAY

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TO FORGIVE ME?

INNER CLEANLINESS

DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GIRLS, BUT I'M SUPER 

BUSY THIS WEEKEND, SUCKING OUT THIS AND 

SUCKING OUT THAT. 

INNER CLEANLINESS IS HARD WORK.

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THANK GOD FOR MJ's HELP.

WITH JIMMIES, THANK YOU

AFTER A HAUNTING VISIT AT MJ's

I NEEDED TO CLEANSE MY PALATE.

I'VE BEEN BUSY...

...SUPPING ON MY VICTORY DINNER.

IT'S A NEW DAWN, IT'S A NEW DAY

BUT REMEMBER, I HAVE THE MEMORY (AND THE EARS) OF AN ELEPHANT.

MISTRESS SAYS SHE'LL CUT A BITCH

I SAY SHE SHOULD CUT THAT SHIT 

GROWING OUT OF HER HEAD.

WELL.....

...JUST CAUGHT MJ ON THE CAN, NOT SURE 

IF SHE'LL REALLY APOLOGIZE.

OF COURSE, I DON'T WANT TO EVEN THINK ABOUT THOSE UNDIES.

TRUCE?

LOOKS LIKE ROUND TWO IS JUST BEGINNING.

I'VE QUIT WEARING UNDIES

UNLIKE UNDIES, DEAD FISH TELL NO TALES.

OBITUARIES

WHAT'S HAPPENED? 

PEOPLE USED TO DIE, OR PASS AWAY.

"HE BECAME PURE SOUL"

"WENT TO DANCE OF STREETS ON GOLD"
(Don't these have a Don Cornelius ring to them?)

THEY'RE NOT PUPPIES ANYMORE.

AND SPEAKING OF WORK...

THE PERSON WHO TOLD ME THE LA__SHA STORY 
HAS NEVER HEARD OF CHICKEN LADY (?) 
I JUST HAD TO FIND A LINK AND SEND IT TO HER, 
SO WHILE I WAS COPYING & PASTING, 
I FIGURED, WHY NOT POST IT? I KNOW EVERYONE 
HERE KNOWS THIS, BUT IT STILL IS GOOD.

TALE HEARD AT WORK

This may be an urban legend, but who cares.

TEACHER READING DOWN HER CLASS ROLL AND COMES TO A NAME THAT STYMIES HER. SHE ATTEMPTS TO PRONOUNCE IT, SAYS, " LA...AH?" PUPIL PIPES UP AND SAYS, WITH A HINT OF ATTITUDE, "IT'S LADASHA."

HER NAME WAS SPELLED, LA-A.

SATURDAY IS ERRANDS' DAY...