ALWAYS THE POSER

AFTER HOSING ALL THE SEA LIFE OUT OF HER CREVICES,

MJ POSED FOR THE PHOTOS THAT WILL BE USED IN

THE INFOMANIAC CORRESPONDENCE 

SCHOOL OF ART

BROCHURE.

YES, OF COURSE THERE WILL BE A DRAW "WINKY."

ONE MUST DRAW MJ'S "WINKY" TO GRADUATE.

POSEIDON CAMP

MJ: SEEN AT THE BEACH

THOUGH COOKED THROUGH AND THROUGH,

OUR SUPPLE DARLING MJ REMAINS AWOL.

HURRY BACK DEAR!

MJ AT THE PERFUME COUNTER

When our dear Mistress decides to get out of the water, 

she makes a beeline to her favorite scents. 

Heck, when you spend all day marinating in bleach, 

you need to replenish.

MJ at the SPA

AS WE ALL KNOW, MJ's ON VACATION,  

SO I HAD ONE OF MY SPIES TAIL HER. 

 SHE LED HIM TO DISCREET SPA.

I BELIEVE THIS VIDEO WAS RECORDED

IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING HER MUDBATH.

Travels with Norma

WE'VE JUST RETURNED FROM A 

ROLLICKING ADVENTURE EAST!

IT REALLY HAPPENED!

As I boarded the filled plane and spied my center seat, I eyeballed my two neighbors. In the window seat was an older, unremarkable man, but on the aisle was a younger, good looking chap

and he was wearing this t-shirt.

Use may use your imaginations.

***

First on the itinerary was the high school reunion.

It was a hoot rubbing elbows with my old chums tormentors.

***

As you can imagine, it was a very emotional evening.

There was lots of catching up to do.

Here, Harvey Goldberg, Norma and Jerry Rabinowitz recall their gym class days, 

under the watchful eye of Miss Toe, their rugged instructor.

Many to thanks to Harvey for supplying that, until then, unseen photo.

The buffet was fantastic!

Of course there was dancing.

My dears...the evening was exhausting!

***

I need to rest now.

The Upholstery is NOW Safe.

MJ had popped by and made her self comfy. It's now safe to come back in.

*******

 I'm about to pop off for a bit, heading east. A milestone school reunion of all things. 

I plan to be annoyed. I also plan to write the name RuPaul on my name tag. 

SLOPPY SECONDS

I'M BUSY, TRYING TO FILL MJ's CHAIR OVER AT INFOMANIAC. 

EVEN WITH MY ASS, THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF ROOM IN HER CHAIR.

HAPPY ALVY

Isn't he just?

Blasto from the Pasto

Not to worry, I'm not going all Esther Zidel on your asses.
My dearest friend found this snapshot in her Nana's photo album.
She hasn't a clue who she is.
We will never know who she is.
For all we know, there isn't a living soul that remembers her.

So, now that I've brought the room down, let's take a good look at this 

hubba-hubba dame with that hand on that hip and all her fabulousness.

Honey, you were something!

OBITUARIES WORTH NOTING-2

What I loved about Nick was he chose to buy the "Looks Just Like Your Brains" hairpiece.

***

How could I not include someone American as all that?

***

Read. It only gets better.

LET US PRAY FOR MJ

THE LIGHT OF OUR LIVES, THE ONE, THE ONLY MJ

OWNER/OPERATOR of INFOMANIAC HAS

FALLEN ON TRYING TIMES, LEAVING HER LOST IN A WELL OF LONELINESS.

IT IS UP TO US TO HELP HER, GUIDE HER.

LET US PRAY.

WE WILL PASS OUT PRAYER BOOKS TO THOSE THAT NEED THEM.

Muscato for Christine Jorgensen

The always brilliant Muscato answered the not 

so mysterious mystery not only spot on, 

but fabulously, so I thought it deserved top billing.

"I know, I know!

However, I have to say that when I saw the thumbnail 

small version of the image over on my blogroll, 

my first guess was the Meadows sisters, Audrey and Jayne.

And all else I'll say is that is indeed the estimable 

Mr. Pierce on the right. He's accompanied by a remarkable creature whose emergence into the spotlight could have been marked by the tagline so often associated with Anne Boleyn - "the chop heard 'round the world"

(Maybe this should have been labelled, BEFORE - DURING - AFTER)

Dontcha just love this tweaked Obama poster?

Google Image My Ass

Dearest Margaret taught me something the other day. Seems yours truly had 

never heard of Google Images and how one could use a photo to search. 

So, I quickly headed over to that dusty tomb, The File on Esther Zidel, 

hoping that I might be able to put names to some of unknown snapshots Esther took. 

Imagine how stupid I felt when the results of my Google search was no other than Esther Zidel! DUH. So today I tried something. I took an old photo of myself and popped that in. 

Get a load of the results.

Absolutely insane. Oh, pardon me, visually similar.

Who's waiting in the green room?

Hardly mystery guests, but this is the best I have at the moment.