NORMA'S ONLY HUMAN

THE QUESTION WAS, 

"If you Bitches could travel 
back in time to 1976, what would YOU 
purchase off the racks to wear?"

THIS IS NORMA, OFF THE RACK, 1976.

GREETINGS FROM INFOMANIAC COOKING SCHOOL

Today, grillmaster MJ will show us the proper way to turn a piece of meat.

Always the pro, she never dons an apron.

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Can't you just smell summer?

NO CONTEST

WHAT CAN I SAY, I WAS STUMPED WHEN I FIRST

SPOTTED THIS SHOT OF JONI & CLIVE DAVIS.

I'D ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS

PENELOPE WILTON, KNOWN TO MANY AS

ISOBEL CRAWLEY.

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KUDOS TO OUR COOLEST OF COOKIE'S;

YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH SCADS

OF CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE

AND TALENT!

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THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR POPPING IN!!

MYSTERY GUEST

KNOW WHO THIS OLD WOMAN IS?

OSCAR NIGHT

BARBRA'S SINGING AT THIS YEAR'S OSCAR PRESENTATION AND

DAME SHIRLEY BASSEY WILL BE SINGING GOLDFINGER,
HIGHLIGHTING ITS FIFTIETH ANNIVERSARY.

I'M ALREADY HAVING THE VAPORS.

ARLENE, DOROTHY, BENNETT & JOHN

NOW THAT THE MISTRESS TROLLOP

HAS DECIDED TO RESURFACE,

LET'S WATCH SOME TV!

DOMINATION TOUR?

EVEN OUT OF THE SACK, SHE'S BEHIND.

MJ at the Spa

MJ at the Infomaniac Spa, being trussed by her own private

attendant. Ramon is about to hook up the high colonic. 

She's hoping to get a pedicure while she marinates.

Hurry back gurl, we miss you!

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COOL

I am not a boat person, but isn't this the coolest thing?

A 1963 Reinell Jet Flight speed boat, for sale at only 17,500 or best offer.

Pauline Phillips 1918-2013

SOMEWHERE I HAVE A PHOTO 

WHICH I WILL POST WHEN I FIND IT.

NO, I'M NOT SHALLOW

OBITUARIES

NEW FOR 2013

Poor dear, a married hag, born a krone.

Unusual looking persian cat, no?

Ever the star.

Where's my damn ear horn.

Thank god her last name was past tense.

ADVICE for 2013

I COULD WRITE SUCH TACKY THINGS, 

BUT I WON'T.

TOAST FOR THE NEW YEAR

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

I'M GETTING BACK ON THAT BIKE.