S.O.S.

AS USUAL, I'M TRYING TO RUN OUT TO DO 

A FEW ERRANDS AND CAN'T FIND MY BAG. 

HAS ANYONE SEEN IT?

OFF TO DISTANT LANDS

NORMA'S ON THE MOVE!

EVER BEEN READ?

OVER AT THE INFOMANIAC READING ROOM,

THE HEAD LIBRARIAN, LA MISTRESSA

HAS BEEN PUSHING THE PRINTED PAGE.

MAKING ME RESTOCK THE SHELVES

WHILE SHE FLOATS AROUND THE 

LIBRARY LIKE SHE'S QUEEN OF THE MAY.

BUT I KNOW WHERE THAT HAND HAS BEEN.

SUCH CRAZY FUN

PASS THE DIP

2016

I'M BORED ALREADY

PAST CHRISTMAS PAST

BELATED HOLIDAY GREETINGS

LOVE, NORMA 

I THINK I NEED A HOLIDAY LIFT!

GUESS WHO!

WE HAVEN'T HAD A MYSTERY GUEST IN AGES!





WHY IT'S THE SPAWN OF MOSS HART & KITTY CARLISLE!

And once again, MORE OBITUARIES!

JUST IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, I AM IN NO WAY 

ATTEMPTING TO BE DISRESPECTFUL TO THESE POOR UNFORTUNATE 

FOLKS WHO'VE LEFT US. I SIMPLY ENJOY AN "INTERESTING" NAME.

IN MY MERRY OLDSMOBILE

HER WISH IS MY COMMAND

LA MISTRESSA SPEAKS AND I JUMP.

HERE'S ALVY'S DAUGHTER, SIPSEY!

CRIME: IT'S EVERYONE'S PROBLEM

THIS AIN'T NO PLACE TO BE IF YOU PLAN ON BEING A STAR

WHILE "LA MISTRESSA" GETS HOSED DOWN, 

WE THOUGHT WE'D REOPEN NORMA'S POPULAR CAR WASH.

DETAILING & RIMS, EXTRA.

I'M REDECORATING

HERE'S THE LAMP MY DECORATOR SPECIFIED.

THROW (WAY) BACK THURSDAY

MY FIRST PRIZE WINNER- 1937