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Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

THIS AIN'T NO PLACE TO BE IF YOU PLAN ON BEING A STAR






WHILE "LA MISTRESSA" GETS HOSED DOWN, 
WE THOUGHT WE'D REOPEN NORMA'S POPULAR CAR WASH.

DETAILING & RIMS, EXTRA.




Saturday, July 11, 2015

I'M REDECORATING




HERE'S THE LAMP MY DECORATOR SPECIFIED.



Thursday, July 9, 2015

THROW (WAY) BACK THURSDAY





MY FIRST PRIZE WINNER- 1937


Friday, June 26, 2015

JUNE 26, 2015



WE'RE NOT FAGGOTS ANYMORE.






(I said this to a few clients today who were not expecting those words 
out of my mouth, but I thought it sounded pretty darn good.)

Thursday, June 25, 2015

SHE'S BACK





THE LAWN NEEDED MOWING.


Saturday, May 23, 2015

MJ's HOLIDAY SNAPS





YES, MJ's A BOTTOM.
(She's scheduled for a pedicure tomorrow)




Wednesday, May 20, 2015

JOKE OF THE DAY



Yes, this is rude. If you're very sensitive, please visit Infomaniac.


Two Muslim mothers are comparing notes.
The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and starts flipping through family photos and reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would have been 24 now."
The other Mom replies, "I remember him as a baby."
The first mother says, "He's a martyr now.
"Oh, that's so sad, my dear."
Then the first mother flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Abdul. He would be 21.
"Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."
The first mother sighs, "He's also a martyr.
"Oh gracious me!", says the second mother.
"And this is my third son ... my beautiful Ahmed! He would have been 18 this year."
"Yes ...", says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."
"He's also a martyr.", the first mother says. She sobs. Her eyes now fill with tears.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos, gently lays her hand on the first woman's shoulder and says,
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"


Tuesday, May 19, 2015

NO TEA, NO SHADE


video




In last Sunday's New York Times Magazine, "A Thousand Cuts" explained the art of shade and reading. I was thrilled to read the author's opening; the infamous shade that Aretha Franklin threw on Patti LaBelle at the White House last year

It was a great article, explaining the form & its beginnings. What I have here is a snippet from an ancient, "To Tell The Truth." Though I'm not certain of its date, I'm positive it's from the early 60s. I just stumbled upon this by accident a while back, but set it aside. I knew it would come in handy one day. So, Peggy always gave off a butchy vibe (yes, I know she was married). Were us queens throwing shade (and calling it that) back in that day?



Tuesday, April 14, 2015






HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THESE PHOTOS
HAVE TO DO WITH THIS TUNE.


Monday, March 30, 2015

SPRING...



...IS IN THE AIR AND THAT MEANS 
PULLING THE OLDS OUT OF STORAGE.


I'M CONSIDERING A VANITY PLATE.




Monday, March 9, 2015

PULL OVER



I'D FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT THE BLOGGER PORN ISSUE,
THEN RECALLED IT, THEN THOUGHT OF MR. PEENEE, WHO I ALWAYS THINK OF WHEN I THINK OF PORN.

I TREKKED OVER TO HIS NEW WORDPRESS HOME, THEN REALIZED I'D "MOVED" THIS DUMP OVER THERE AS WELL. I'M STILL ON THE FENCE AS TO WHETHER OR NOT I'LL MOVE. I CAN TELL YOU, MY INITIAL STABS AT PLAYING OVER AT WORDPRESS WEREN'T THAT THRILLING. I KNOW BLOGGER, I KNOW HOW TO USE IT AND I'M COMFY HERE.



Friday, March 6, 2015

DAD and DAUGHTER




Saturday, February 28, 2015

BLOGGER RETREATS




I'M GONNA CELEBRATE.





Wednesday, February 4, 2015

OBITUARIES!



YES, YES, IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, 
THE OLD FILE FOLDER'S FILLING UP.

SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, 
HERE THEY ARE!


(PLEASE REMEMBER, I MEAN NO DISRESPECT.)





His folks thought Norbert went well will Volbert.



Again, exceptionally perceptive parents.




We all know about her cream, right?





Sounds better than Doorknob, huh?









Not a humorous one, this was Bette Davis' daughter-in-law.





"impacted thousands of lives"
















No funny name here, just a remarkable undergrowth.