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Monday, July 14, 2014

Monday, June 30, 2014

Friday, June 20, 2014

AW, SHIT.




MY COMPUTER CRASHED & BURNED TWO WEEKS AGO.
EVERYTHING IS GONE.

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Saturday, April 26, 2014

SPRINGTIME HONEY-DO LIST




TOUCH UP THE HOUSE....


GET THE LAWN COIFFED


SEE TO THE ELECTRICAL ISSUES


CHANGE THE CAR'S OIL



AND AS A REWARD,  SOME R&R AT MJ'S BOWL-A-WAY


Thursday, April 24, 2014

Monday, April 14, 2014

AH SPRING...






Wednesday, April 9, 2014

OBIT EXTRAVAGANZA (PART DEUX)




yes, you am.




you may have to be a musician to get this one.







 she was named in utero




incorrect tense








why the long face?







 oy





wouldn't want this name on my mailbox







will the flock know where to go?




god of the gym





what are you looking at?






no lease required







here's a name I'd adore on my mailbox




they're all gone, all of them


Monday, March 31, 2014

"GOYIM TO THE RIGHT!"




Please read the bit of advice under the "Greet them" heading.




Sunday, March 30, 2014

MEDICAL NEWS



HEARD TODAY THAT COCA-COLA CAUSES AUTISM.


OR MAYBE IT WAS HEMORRHOIDS,
I DIDN'T PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION.



Wednesday, March 26, 2014

OBIT EXTRAVAGANZA! (PART ONE)


JUST CHECKED MY FOLDER AND FOUND I'VE AMASSED 
QUITE THE COLLECTION OF FASCINATING OBITUARIES.

SOME ARE HERE STRICTLY FOR THEIR NAMES;
OTHERS FOR THEIR PHOTO OR SOMETHING
UNIQUE WITHIN THE NOTICE.

NO DISRESPECT INTENDED



































Saturday, March 22, 2014

33...45...78....



WHATEVER SPEED YOU LIKE.


Monday, March 17, 2014

Saturday, March 15, 2014

IN FIFTY WORDS OR LESS






Saturday, March 8, 2014